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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
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This is a developing story that should not be allowed to just keep developing in LA where it is happening or in Chicago or in Portland or in anywhere!
FEDERAL AGENTS OPEN FIRE OUTSIDE SCHOOL:
This morning at 8:52 AM federal agents shot an on-looker during kidnapping operation in Los Angeles. A US Marshal was also shot. LAPD is on scene assisting and protecting the Feds.
Call to action in thread:
This morning at 8:52 AM federal agents shot an on-looker during kidnapping operation in Los Angeles. A US Marshal was also shot. LAPD is on scene assisting and protecting the Feds.
Call to action in thread:
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is a developing story that should not be allowed to just keep developing in LA where it is happening or in Chicago or in Portland or in anywhere!
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in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.
that fox news host still has his job.
that fox news host still has his job.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.
that fox news host still has his job.
that fox news host still has his job.
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SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
September 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
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Alternate headline: Johnson Lied.
September 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Alternate headline: Johnson Lied.
Imagine thinking stopping medical research isn’t so bad, and we should focus on the food dyes. 🙄🙄🙄
Chris Pratt is defending his extended family member Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and tackling entrenched partisan political beliefs: "I’d hate to be so mired in hatred for the president that any success from his administration is something I’d be having an allergic reaction to" bit.ly/45Dy2RD
August 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Imagine thinking stopping medical research isn’t so bad, and we should focus on the food dyes. 🙄🙄🙄
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I've said it many times before and Andrew Cuomo is making me say it again: we don't have a cancellation problem. We have never had a cancellation problem. To the contrary, we have a problem that "disgrace" is a very temporary embarrassment— an brief entr'acte more than an intermission.
June 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I've said it many times before and Andrew Cuomo is making me say it again: we don't have a cancellation problem. We have never had a cancellation problem. To the contrary, we have a problem that "disgrace" is a very temporary embarrassment— an brief entr'acte more than an intermission.
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
Terry Moran didn’t say, “I hate Stephen Miller and Donald Trump.” He said Stephen Miller and Donald Trump are full of hate. That is not a lie or a deranged tirade. I don’t think you need to be an investigative journalist to see that.
June 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Terry Moran didn’t say, “I hate Stephen Miller and Donald Trump.” He said Stephen Miller and Donald Trump are full of hate. That is not a lie or a deranged tirade. I don’t think you need to be an investigative journalist to see that.
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“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Nayib Bukele
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Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to America. “How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel […]
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April 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Nayib Bukele
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Trump tonight: “I brought back free speech in America. It’s back.”
Trump this morning:
Trump this morning:
March 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Trump tonight: “I brought back free speech in America. It’s back.”
Trump this morning:
Trump this morning:
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to make measles deaths so common that they wouldn’t be upsetting anymore. “When President Trump appointed me, I pledged to desensitize Americans to preventable death by […]
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March 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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So over men speaking with authority on things they haven’t read and know nothing about.
I interned for RFK Jr. when I was 18
A story about a man who very obviously shouldn't be president
open.substack.com
February 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
So over men speaking with authority on things they haven’t read and know nothing about.
I think we tried that already. That’s why we have regulations.
“Regulations, basically, should be default gone,” Musk said. “Not default there, default gone. And if it turns out that we missed the mark on a regulation, we can always add it back in.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-m...
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Elon Musk Suggests Getting Rid Of All Regulations In Midnight Call
"If it's not possible now, it'll never be possible," Musk said of his proposal to simply ignore all federal regulation as a baseline.
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February 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I think we tried that already. That’s why we have regulations.
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🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs.
Full text, per government source:
Full text, per government source:
January 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs.
Full text, per government source:
Full text, per government source:
#Affirmation: I will ask for help when I need it.
December 10, 2024 at 5:53 PM
#Affirmation: I will ask for help when I need it.
#Affirmation: I feel joy in where I am in my life.
December 9, 2024 at 4:10 PM
#Affirmation: I feel joy in where I am in my life.
Top 5 Christmas songs:
1. O Holy Night
2. Sleigh Ride
3. White Christmas
4. Rockin Around the Christmas Tree
5. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
1. O Holy Night
2. Sleigh Ride
3. White Christmas
4. Rockin Around the Christmas Tree
5. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
December 9, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Top 5 Christmas songs:
1. O Holy Night
2. Sleigh Ride
3. White Christmas
4. Rockin Around the Christmas Tree
5. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
1. O Holy Night
2. Sleigh Ride
3. White Christmas
4. Rockin Around the Christmas Tree
5. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Top 5 beauty YouTubers:
1. Kelly Gooch
2. Lauren Mae Beauty
3. Jessica Braun
4. Alicia Archer
5. Emily Noel
1. Kelly Gooch
2. Lauren Mae Beauty
3. Jessica Braun
4. Alicia Archer
5. Emily Noel
November 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Top 5 beauty YouTubers:
1. Kelly Gooch
2. Lauren Mae Beauty
3. Jessica Braun
4. Alicia Archer
5. Emily Noel
1. Kelly Gooch
2. Lauren Mae Beauty
3. Jessica Braun
4. Alicia Archer
5. Emily Noel
#Affirmation: I am capable of overcoming any challenge that comes my way.
November 23, 2024 at 12:08 AM
#Affirmation: I am capable of overcoming any challenge that comes my way.
Top 5 cookies:
1. Chocolate chip
2. Peanut butter
3. Snickerdoodle
4. Shortbread
5. Sugar
1. Chocolate chip
2. Peanut butter
3. Snickerdoodle
4. Shortbread
5. Sugar
November 22, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Top 5 cookies:
1. Chocolate chip
2. Peanut butter
3. Snickerdoodle
4. Shortbread
5. Sugar
1. Chocolate chip
2. Peanut butter
3. Snickerdoodle
4. Shortbread
5. Sugar