merlo 🦧
@olpip.bsky.social
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gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide
gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide
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us and every possible variation of that name
January 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
us and every possible variation of that name
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Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
🎄 Christmas Special 2025 – No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
YouTube video by No More Jockeys
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
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Five minutes in and this is already the best Christmas present. Many Christmoose to all who celebrate.
YES CHRISTINA THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS 🤩
Thank you, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, for wrangling your pals. Thank you, Alex and Tim, for being wrangled. I like you all a normal amount ❤️❤️❤️
Thank you, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, for wrangling your pals. Thank you, Alex and Tim, for being wrangled. I like you all a normal amount ❤️❤️❤️
Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Five minutes in and this is already the best Christmas present. Many Christmoose to all who celebrate.
in germany we get our presents on the 24th (weird, i know) and my favourite aunt gave me this wonderful jumper!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
in germany we get our presents on the 24th (weird, i know) and my favourite aunt gave me this wonderful jumper!!!!
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Santa baby, slip a Jockeys under the tree for me. Been a semi-good girl. Santa baby, and don't look at your bookshelves tonight 🤞
To: All NMJ fans!
From @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, @dolorsitametish.bsky.social, and friends!
"Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, but also: watch No More Jockeys and may Santa be kind on Christmas Day."
🎄🎁🎅❄️
From @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, @dolorsitametish.bsky.social, and friends!
"Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, but also: watch No More Jockeys and may Santa be kind on Christmas Day."
🎄🎁🎅❄️
December 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Santa baby, slip a Jockeys under the tree for me. Been a semi-good girl. Santa baby, and don't look at your bookshelves tonight 🤞
CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS TONIGHT!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS TONIGHT!!!!
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I’ve done a lot of endurance comedy things; I performed for 36 hours once. But this is maybe the most ill-advised undertaking I have ever seen. Fair play.
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’ve done a lot of endurance comedy things; I performed for 36 hours once. But this is maybe the most ill-advised undertaking I have ever seen. Fair play.
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Honestly, it is possible to think 'I work hard to earn money; I deserve that money' and *also* 'it would be good if we created a more equal society: I'll help'. Exhausting to see everything presented as a fight to the death between those two ideas, seemingly forever.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Honestly, it is possible to think 'I work hard to earn money; I deserve that money' and *also* 'it would be good if we created a more equal society: I'll help'. Exhausting to see everything presented as a fight to the death between those two ideas, seemingly forever.
this might be one of my favourite ever taskmaster things
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
this might be one of my favourite ever taskmaster things
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I love duck tasks! Thank goodness that didn't autocorrect. New Taskmaster. Tonight at 9pm on Channel 4!
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I love duck tasks! Thank goodness that didn't autocorrect. New Taskmaster. Tonight at 9pm on Channel 4!
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Happy Ace week to my fellow aspecs!
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Happy Ace week to my fellow aspecs!
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and if the tim key bus
crashes into us
to die by your side
is such a heavenly way to die
crashes into us
to die by your side
is such a heavenly way to die
October 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
and if the tim key bus
crashes into us
to die by your side
is such a heavenly way to die
crashes into us
to die by your side
is such a heavenly way to die
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Ed secret seventh member of katseye confirmed
October 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ed secret seventh member of katseye confirmed
anyone in london wanna adopt me for three days from the 7th to the 9th of october 🥹🥹🥹 (going to clash of the comics I JUST BOUGHT A TICKET)
September 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
anyone in london wanna adopt me for three days from the 7th to the 9th of october 🥹🥹🥹 (going to clash of the comics I JUST BOUGHT A TICKET)
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I think the reason rock is dying as a genre is that the singers are always too bossy.
They're always telling you to Dance the Night Away or Do the Loco-motion or Pour Some Sugar on Them.
SO BOSSY.
They're always telling you to Dance the Night Away or Do the Loco-motion or Pour Some Sugar on Them.
SO BOSSY.
September 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I think the reason rock is dying as a genre is that the singers are always too bossy.
They're always telling you to Dance the Night Away or Do the Loco-motion or Pour Some Sugar on Them.
SO BOSSY.
They're always telling you to Dance the Night Away or Do the Loco-motion or Pour Some Sugar on Them.
SO BOSSY.
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gender of the day is little alex horne
September 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
gender of the day is little alex horne
beyond excited for this guy to be on taskmaster ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT !!!!!!!
September 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
beyond excited for this guy to be on taskmaster ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT !!!!!!!
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In 10 days, the Taskmaster and his Go-thick assistant return.
Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.
Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.
September 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In 10 days, the Taskmaster and his Go-thick assistant return.
Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.
Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.
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Task: Make this duck travel the furthest to celebrate 10 years of @taskmaster.tv
10 years since the first champ was crowned. Thanks to Greg, @alexhorne.bsky.social, the team, fans for sending videos and @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, the only alumni to answer our calls and earn a cameo.
#taskmaster
10 years since the first champ was crowned. Thanks to Greg, @alexhorne.bsky.social, the team, fans for sending videos and @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, the only alumni to answer our calls and earn a cameo.
#taskmaster
September 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Task: Make this duck travel the furthest to celebrate 10 years of @taskmaster.tv
10 years since the first champ was crowned. Thanks to Greg, @alexhorne.bsky.social, the team, fans for sending videos and @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, the only alumni to answer our calls and earn a cameo.
#taskmaster
10 years since the first champ was crowned. Thanks to Greg, @alexhorne.bsky.social, the team, fans for sending videos and @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, the only alumni to answer our calls and earn a cameo.
#taskmaster
I FINALLY GOT MY BOOP BOOP UNICORN MUG 🦄🦄
August 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I FINALLY GOT MY BOOP BOOP UNICORN MUG 🦄🦄
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Here's @alexhorne.bsky.social with some more information about getting tickets to our Series 21 studio recordings.
Sign up to the mailing list to be notified when tickets are available: taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-a...
Sign up to the mailing list to be notified when tickets are available: taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-a...
August 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Here's @alexhorne.bsky.social with some more information about getting tickets to our Series 21 studio recordings.
Sign up to the mailing list to be notified when tickets are available: taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-a...
Sign up to the mailing list to be notified when tickets are available: taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-a...
EVERYONE GO TO CHRISSYS SHOW!!!!!!!!!
FIRST SHOW TODAY!!!
5pm, The Outhouse Bar
Come see two very frazzled women being extremely funny! Free!
5pm, The Outhouse Bar
Come see two very frazzled women being extremely funny! Free!
August 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
EVERYONE GO TO CHRISSYS SHOW!!!!!!!!!