Olivier Emerson
@olivieremerson.bsky.social
36 | he/him | Trans Rights | Raccoons | Stardew Valley | #pluralsky
Behold, an Oramge doing a Loaf! (TM).
January 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Behold, an Oramge doing a Loaf! (TM).
LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT
January 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT
Taylor Swift is a nonce
December 29, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Taylor Swift is a nonce
Deport Musk
It wasn’t just funding to cure pediatric cancer that Elon Musk scuttled
He also took away money to treat the heroes of 9/11
Folks, if you haven’t learned it by now
“America First” is just packaging for the lie which convinces you to vote against your own self-interest in favor of billionaires
He also took away money to treat the heroes of 9/11
Folks, if you haven’t learned it by now
“America First” is just packaging for the lie which convinces you to vote against your own self-interest in favor of billionaires
Imagine being the richest person in the world and making sure that the September 11th healthcare funding doesn’t get funded
December 25, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Deport Musk
My cat does this too
I've never seen my 3 legged cat run faster than when he hears the sound of my ass hitting the toilet seat. Free, uninterrupted pets 🥲
December 23, 2024 at 4:57 AM
My cat does this too
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(To the tune of Everytime We Touch)
🎶 every time I move, I crunch like popcorn,
And every single pop I swear I could die 🎶
🎶 every time I move, I crunch like popcorn,
And every single pop I swear I could die 🎶
December 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
(To the tune of Everytime We Touch)
🎶 every time I move, I crunch like popcorn,
And every single pop I swear I could die 🎶
🎶 every time I move, I crunch like popcorn,
And every single pop I swear I could die 🎶
Following Boeing's tactics here are we?
December 15, 2024 at 8:48 AM
Following Boeing's tactics here are we?
It's been 9 months since my last bipolar episode. This lithium is really keeping me level headed. My anxiety is a mess but I see a new therapist soon. It's been nice to not have massive mood swings and delusions. Here's to a whole year hopefully!
December 15, 2024 at 1:39 AM
It's been 9 months since my last bipolar episode. This lithium is really keeping me level headed. My anxiety is a mess but I see a new therapist soon. It's been nice to not have massive mood swings and delusions. Here's to a whole year hopefully!
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Hurray for vaccinations. (This is a child with smallpox.)
December 13, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Hurray for vaccinations. (This is a child with smallpox.)
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Will there be tariffs on Iron-lung machines?
December 13, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Will there be tariffs on Iron-lung machines?
Noooooo
December 11, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Noooooo
It's the Sherrif's Secret Police
Swarms of dozens of large, sometimes car-sized drones have traversed eight New Jersey counties on a nightly basis for nearly a month now ― and political leaders there are calling for a state of emergency
N.J. State Senator Calls For State Of Emergency Over Mystery Nighttime Drone Flights
“One goes over and then another," one resident said. "It’s not two or three a night, it’s 30 or 50 a night."
www.huffpost.com
December 11, 2024 at 6:43 AM
It's the Sherrif's Secret Police
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THIS IS AMAZING NEWS!!!
5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV
Researchers are announcing that a 53-year-old man in Germany has been cured of HIV.
abcnews.go.com
December 11, 2024 at 2:38 AM
THIS IS AMAZING NEWS!!!
Amazing. Incredible.
December 7, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Amazing. Incredible.
I'm binding today at work. Let's see if it helps my dysphoria. I don't normally wear a bra because I have hidradenitis suppurativa and anytime I wear one I get a break out under my boobs. But going braless is making me feel like a woman. Which I am not.
December 4, 2024 at 1:49 PM
I'm binding today at work. Let's see if it helps my dysphoria. I don't normally wear a bra because I have hidradenitis suppurativa and anytime I wear one I get a break out under my boobs. But going braless is making me feel like a woman. Which I am not.
Pretty sure this is real
December 4, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Pretty sure this is real
Whose worse, Mr. Frond or Mr. Mackey?
December 2, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Whose worse, Mr. Frond or Mr. Mackey?
Fuck Reagan
I'm a little late on World AIDS Day, but in honor, let's get a rousing chorus of FUCK REAGAN
December 2, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Fuck Reagan
I will block you if you mention drinking or smoking cigarettes. I don't need to see that stuff in here. I'm 3 years sober and plan to keep it that way. Already had to block some people I enjoyed. Sad.
November 30, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I will block you if you mention drinking or smoking cigarettes. I don't need to see that stuff in here. I'm 3 years sober and plan to keep it that way. Already had to block some people I enjoyed. Sad.
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there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
November 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
If I wanted to buy my first pair of men's shoes, and I wear a 6.5 in women's, what size would I need in men's? #transmasc
November 30, 2024 at 2:11 AM
If I wanted to buy my first pair of men's shoes, and I wear a 6.5 in women's, what size would I need in men's? #transmasc
I start work at 6:30am most days during the week and I am not built for this. Thankfully there's enough to do for the residents to keep me awake but that cup of coffee wears off around 9am and I'm sleepy. So seepy eepy.
November 29, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I start work at 6:30am most days during the week and I am not built for this. Thankfully there's enough to do for the residents to keep me awake but that cup of coffee wears off around 9am and I'm sleepy. So seepy eepy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is a real tweet from vice president-elect JD Vance depicting himself as Trump’s wife.
November 29, 2024 at 5:43 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was asked to carve the turkey at work today because it's a "man's job" by a well meaning coworker who is hell bent on aggressively gendering me correctly. Huge gender euphoria moment for me.
November 29, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I was asked to carve the turkey at work today because it's a "man's job" by a well meaning coworker who is hell bent on aggressively gendering me correctly. Huge gender euphoria moment for me.