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olive-branches.bsky.social
And I’m fucking answering
April 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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joycontent.gay
sometimes a 5/10 game can change your life in ways a 10/10 game never will
March 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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grs22.bsky.social
An evil witch pulls her wand and casts a spell at a princess's prince, saying: "I CURSE YOUR PRINCE TO BECOME A WOMAN! NOW YOU SHALL NEVER BE TOGETHER HAHAHAHA!!!" And the green clouds of magic split apart, the fabric of the endless multiverses is ripped open, matter falls to its knees and reality itself bends at the hands of the Sorceress... The prince now had become a woman, to the amusement of the witch who laughed in joy. But... To the surprise of the witch, the princess did not look disappointed or even confused, quite the contrary... The witch was dealing with a bisexual princess! "THAT'S EVEN BETTER!!! YOU LOOK PERFECT DEAR!!!", said the smitten and joyful princess to her new girlfriend. The former prince happily agreed: "I AGREE!! THANK YOU, MISS WITCH!!!", to the confusion of the evil sorceress who could only say: "Uh... You're welcome?". And the two women lived happily ever after!
March 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man dressed in a ridiculous clown outfit hates on another jester. He shouts "Look at him! He is not silly!" He continues "His jokes are terrible!" He becomes extremely intense and points to himself in narcissistic rage. "I AM THE ONE WHO IS SILLY!"
March 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
olive-branches.bsky.social
Good ending, closing a door so that more could open
freoncat.bsky.social Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · Feb 18
Ferris' Friend 2
February 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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t0bey-art.bsky.social
pattydaypattydaypattyday #identityv
January 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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zhjake.bsky.social
|still trapped inside your own walls|
December 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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dril.bsky.social
poor homie was sucked
December 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Jesse Pinkman approaches Walter White and says "you Mr. White" He opens his sketchbook to show Ken Penders-like drawings of him and Walt. He says "I drew us as Sonic OCs." Walt furrows his brow, becomes very intense and says "Jesse..."
December 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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nyazsche.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 1:11 AM
olive-branches.bsky.social
I fucking hate identity v, my favorite game
November 27, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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figburn.com
game of the year
November 20, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
This is what feminism looks like, guys
November 19, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a Burrito and says "Behold Luis, I call it: The Burrito." Luis takes a bite and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey." Juan considers this and says "it looks like the ones grew up with." Juan shows Luis the donkeys on his family farm whose bodies have been malformed into burrito shapes. One donkey repeats "kill me. kill me."
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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turbokitty.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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aaroncaudle.bsky.social
just realized i have been writing drag name ideas in a folder meant for client documents
November 19, 2024 at 1:29 PM