Lysbeth the Horny
@oldshart.bsky.social
🇺🇦🐦⬛🐕🐈⬛Transwoman.🏳️⚧️ Lesbian/Bisexual.🏳️🌈 41yo. Failed Writer. Disaster romantic. High-functioning autistic. Freyja. Kinkster. Throw rug. Bipolar depression. Gaymer. Penniless pauper. Polytheisitic Pagan. https://archiveofourown.org/users/LyzzyLyz
Need to do the thing and pull the lever!
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Need to do the thing and pull the lever!
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What’s more, they explicitly sold getting rid of the old Expanded Universe by promising they’d run a tighter ship, then did Dark Empire But Somehow Worse again!
The real rage should be at Disney executives not paying someone to plot an entire trilogy ahead of time. Wtf.
How can you spend that much money on an IP and be so sloppy.
How can you spend that much money on an IP and be so sloppy.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
What’s more, they explicitly sold getting rid of the old Expanded Universe by promising they’d run a tighter ship, then did Dark Empire But Somehow Worse again!
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I don’t understand why “passively” boymoding (going out in a loose hoodie and pants, not bothering with a “fem” voice, etc., and deliberately letting people draw the wrong conclusions to benefit from male privilege) doesn’t bother me but having to “actively” boymode for Thanksgiving sucks.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I don’t understand why “passively” boymoding (going out in a loose hoodie and pants, not bothering with a “fem” voice, etc., and deliberately letting people draw the wrong conclusions to benefit from male privilege) doesn’t bother me but having to “actively” boymode for Thanksgiving sucks.
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To add insult to injury, the Titty Fairy blew me off for five months only to start waving her wand now that I have to figure out a way to hide the girls.
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
To add insult to injury, the Titty Fairy blew me off for five months only to start waving her wand now that I have to figure out a way to hide the girls.
Has anyone seen my pet sanity?
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Has anyone seen my pet sanity?
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I need all Republicans across the country to understand that I have placed an unbreakable and powerful voodoo hex on them that will forever have them banging their pinky toes on every available obstacle possible! Muahahaha!
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I need all Republicans across the country to understand that I have placed an unbreakable and powerful voodoo hex on them that will forever have them banging their pinky toes on every available obstacle possible! Muahahaha!
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Bad enough that AI art exists but now I can't even enjoy cat videos in peace anymore without fearing it's AI
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Bad enough that AI art exists but now I can't even enjoy cat videos in peace anymore without fearing it's AI
Bow to my supreme awesomeness and enormous ego! Wait...
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November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bow to my supreme awesomeness and enormous ego! Wait...
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There is nothing that gives me more whiplash then going from reviewing a Hazbin episode, to reviewing a Helluva episode. 😂
These stories are so fucking different and I love it. 🥰
These stories are so fucking different and I love it. 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
There is nothing that gives me more whiplash then going from reviewing a Hazbin episode, to reviewing a Helluva episode. 😂
These stories are so fucking different and I love it. 🥰
These stories are so fucking different and I love it. 🥰
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November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Sinclaire Sunday.
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sinclaire Sunday.
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COMMS CLOSED!!
✨November Commissions Open!✨
5 slots open (priority for people who didn't get last time)!
Any gender/body type
Payment via paypal
Additional chars cost +$30 each
dm or email me for more info!
Thank u! ❤️
5 slots open (priority for people who didn't get last time)!
Any gender/body type
Payment via paypal
Additional chars cost +$30 each
dm or email me for more info!
Thank u! ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
COMMS CLOSED!!
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November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I think this was the first Halloween patreon exclusive I drew
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I think this was the first Halloween patreon exclusive I drew
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November commissions are OPEN! 👇👇
Solo, duo or trio: forms.gle/5CSYQuSJLTrysnQE9
Solo page or duo page: forms.gle/fVkkwNcbB4CyBtyw6
Solo, duo or trio: forms.gle/5CSYQuSJLTrysnQE9
Solo page or duo page: forms.gle/fVkkwNcbB4CyBtyw6
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
November commissions are OPEN! 👇👇
Solo, duo or trio: forms.gle/5CSYQuSJLTrysnQE9
Solo page or duo page: forms.gle/fVkkwNcbB4CyBtyw6
Solo, duo or trio: forms.gle/5CSYQuSJLTrysnQE9
Solo page or duo page: forms.gle/fVkkwNcbB4CyBtyw6
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November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM