Lysbeth the Horny
@oldshart.bsky.social
🇺🇦🐦⬛🐕🐈⬛Transwoman.🏳️⚧️ Lesbian/Bisexual.🏳️🌈 41yo. Failed Writer. Disaster romantic. High-functioning autistic. Freyja. Kinkster. Throw rug. Bipolar depression. Gaymer. Penniless pauper. Polytheisitic Pagan. https://archiveofourown.org/users/LyzzyLyz
Freyja the Rottweiler and Syf the Shepherd/Rottweiler mix. 5yo and 2yo respectively.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Freyja the Rottweiler and Syf the Shepherd/Rottweiler mix. 5yo and 2yo respectively.
My bed always comes up with such creative and unique hairstyles.
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My bed always comes up with such creative and unique hairstyles.
Dear Donald J. Trump:
October 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Dear Donald J. Trump:
Holy Freyja's tits! There's a desk under the papers and shit!
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Holy Freyja's tits! There's a desk under the papers and shit!
So. Guess they stapled me shut. Today, those are supposed to come on out. Hopefully this is fast and painless.
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
So. Guess they stapled me shut. Today, those are supposed to come on out. Hopefully this is fast and painless.
Anime says trans rights circa 1985.
October 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Anime says trans rights circa 1985.
Yo, something to think about here.
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Yo, something to think about here.
Not to be crass or anything, but here is some trans history the GOP wants to forget:
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Not to be crass or anything, but here is some trans history the GOP wants to forget:
So, just a thought before bed, but I have been thinking about "boob plate" armors of late. If women were prominently in medieval militaries, I can almost guarantee boob plate would have been a thing. Just like this bronze age thing was a legitimate thing. 1/?
October 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
So, just a thought before bed, but I have been thinking about "boob plate" armors of late. If women were prominently in medieval militaries, I can almost guarantee boob plate would have been a thing. Just like this bronze age thing was a legitimate thing. 1/?
Hey, ICE! Lookie! You ain't Alpha Males at all! Ha!
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Hey, ICE! Lookie! You ain't Alpha Males at all! Ha!
Definitely my story in a nutshell.
September 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Definitely my story in a nutshell.
How about we just try witchcraft?
September 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How about we just try witchcraft?
Think we can work this one out?
September 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Think we can work this one out?
Nope, this is how it happens.
September 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Nope, this is how it happens.
We learned this kind of thing from Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We learned this kind of thing from Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
Here's my own little DIY lab in the crawlspace under my house.
September 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Here's my own little DIY lab in the crawlspace under my house.
No new pictures; where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
No new pictures; where are you mentally?
See also: Majority of the Democratic Party. Maybe if they had some fucking spine, we wouldn't have fucking Trumpism to start with!
August 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
See also: Majority of the Democratic Party. Maybe if they had some fucking spine, we wouldn't have fucking Trumpism to start with!