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evil chumpty 🇵🇸
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just going through the motions til i manage to befriend a murder of crows. 🐦‍⬛ public libraries rule!
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CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
December 18, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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transgender will never go away
February 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
February 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Think firing the entire federal workforce will save America money?

Federal civilian employees account for just 4% of the federal budget. Even if someone like Musk—or any president—fired all of us, it wouldn’t make much of a dent in government spending. Don’t fall for it.
February 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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elon musk is the shadow president and making up what he deems legal. he genuinely wants it to be a crime to know who is working for him
February 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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ah cool, an archive of all CDC data before they tampered with it
CDC datasets uploaded before January 28th, 2025 : Centers for Disease Control and Prevention : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
An archive of all CDC datasets uploaded to https://data.cdc.gov/browse before January 28th, 2025. Excludes corrupt datasets and data not publicly accessible.
archive.org
February 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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they want to erase us completely. do not let them, we will outlive these fascists. create art, take pictures of yourself or your trans friends, make something lasting. we will outlast them forever
‼️ The State Department has REMOVED TQIA+ on their page of recommendations for queer travelers. This page yesterday said "LGBTQIA+" and now just says "LGB".

The federal government is trying to erase trans people from existence.
January 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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we live under the most authoritarian government in the world
February 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies
February 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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great question
January 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs
January 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves
January 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10
January 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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i smell a pulitzer
January 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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until it can provide us with a specific and foolproof list of instructions to **** **** **** , ai will forever and always be a childs toy
January 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Was trying to remember why I had mentally bookmarked him and it was because last summer Colombian tabloids spread a rumor he was having an affair with Linda Yepes, a transgender newscaster. Not only did he refuse to deny it but decried transphobia as akin to Nazism
January 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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DM: you see a giant lizard, venom drip-

Me, a Druid: I befriend it

DM: you see a huge wolf, foami-

Me, a Druid: I befriend it

DM: you see an enormous spider

Me, a Druid: I befriend-

DM: IT DOESN’T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
#dnd #nerdsky
January 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM