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Cole Hytheroth
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Nintendo: After much anticipation, we introduce to you, brand new Switch 2!

The Switch 2:
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I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.
NEW: These are ICE agents removing evidence from the shooter's home. They are not DOJ, they are Jonathan Ross's friends and coworkers, not DOJ.

This agent removing Ross's personal computer was reported yesterday Jan 9 for boxing in a volunteer and telling them "I'll dedicate my next arrest to you"
January 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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RIP Guy Moon, the composer for several series, including Fairly OddParents (and the rest of Butch Hartman's work), 2 Stupid Dogs, Cow and Chicken, Ned's Declassified, Big Time Rush, Back in the Barnyard, and many more.

He was 63 years old.
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Enjoy
January 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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"Hitler's ultimate act of evil was killing Hitler, which thus made him worse than Hitler," I say, sloshing a full & comically large glass of wine which spills onto a live electrical cord exploding my entire living room
September 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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we’ve got a bunch of parents voluntarily guarding the elementary school gates if you want to know how LA feels this morning
June 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
“Currently, there is no plan for where everyone is sleeping tonight,” the source said, adding that there was an urgent need to find more portable bathrooms and dumpsters for garbage.
June 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Second time I’ve seen someone bring their shopping cart with them into the handicap stall at the grocery store
March 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The grocery store I work at is increasing all full pizzas price by a dollar. Tariffs suck
February 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Several questions, I don’t want any answers
January 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it.

The law only ever serves capital.
January 8, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Nintendo: After much anticipation, we introduce to you, brand new Switch 2!

The Switch 2:
January 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Boss made a dollar,
Grandad made a dime.
But that was a poem
From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand,
Gave my Dad a cent.
But that coin paid the mortgage,
Or at least it paid the rent.

Now bosses make a billion,
And give us workers jack.
Then smugly blame society,
For the labor that they lack.
January 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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oh
December 25, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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It's 2025. Moms across America are franticly Googling "what is Polio?" & an 'AI' is telling them that they should let their kids catch it as it's more dangerous to contract it as an adult.
December 13, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...
December 12, 2024 at 12:07 PM
For no particular reason, I would like to remind people in the New York City area of the concept of jury nullification
December 11, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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You’re laughing? Americas greatest criminal is named Matthew Spaghetti and you’re laughing?
December 9, 2024 at 6:28 PM