the ghost of imperator past
@ohyourebelchief.bsky.social
june | lvl 38 | she/he
oh! you rebel chief, driving your mamas & Papas insane. #ImperatorCulture
oh! you rebel chief, driving your mamas & Papas insane. #ImperatorCulture
Baby Elephant who, we got Little Grandma on the job.
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Baby Elephant who, we got Little Grandma on the job.
Re: the last post, ah yes, the Mozart l'opera rock taint zapper. Just as our dearest and best composer intended.
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Re: the last post, ah yes, the Mozart l'opera rock taint zapper. Just as our dearest and best composer intended.
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You’re a
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
You’re a
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
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January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
"is there any way you would want to do a phone call? lol"
Congregation, if only I could answer client emails honestly, that might make up for the fact that I don't make enough to afford the services I sell.
Congregation, if only I could answer client emails honestly, that might make up for the fact that I don't make enough to afford the services I sell.
January 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
"is there any way you would want to do a phone call? lol"
Congregation, if only I could answer client emails honestly, that might make up for the fact that I don't make enough to afford the services I sell.
Congregation, if only I could answer client emails honestly, that might make up for the fact that I don't make enough to afford the services I sell.
Playing Phresper in BG3, arguably my least aggressive character and she was my first PC to straight up kill Nettie. Sister Imperator didn't even bother.
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Playing Phresper in BG3, arguably my least aggressive character and she was my first PC to straight up kill Nettie. Sister Imperator didn't even bother.
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Impeach the Motherfucker
Convict the Motherfucker
Remove the Motherfucker
Convict the Motherfucker
Remove the Motherfucker
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Impeach the Motherfucker
Convict the Motherfucker
Remove the Motherfucker
Convict the Motherfucker
Remove the Motherfucker
The new Naked Gun movie is the movie I thought I was funny enough to write when I was 11 and thought quoting Spaceballs and Airplane real good counted as telling an original joke.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The new Naked Gun movie is the movie I thought I was funny enough to write when I was 11 and thought quoting Spaceballs and Airplane real good counted as telling an original joke.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
So, anyway, if anyone wanted to know, the song that staved off Intrusive Vecna Thoughts for Chrissy would have been "The Future Is A Foreign Land".
January 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
So, anyway, if anyone wanted to know, the song that staved off Intrusive Vecna Thoughts for Chrissy would have been "The Future Is A Foreign Land".
I just said out loud to Papa that I'm thinking of trying to post here at least once a day in an effort to have some kind of diary of the year but so far all I can think about to post is weird stuff about Stranger Things and I can't believe that's what 2026 is gonna look like.
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I just said out loud to Papa that I'm thinking of trying to post here at least once a day in an effort to have some kind of diary of the year but so far all I can think about to post is weird stuff about Stranger Things and I can't believe that's what 2026 is gonna look like.
"Are you available on [day] after work hours?"
...No. Because after work hours, I am...and get this...not working.
...No. Because after work hours, I am...and get this...not working.
January 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
"Are you available on [day] after work hours?"
...No. Because after work hours, I am...and get this...not working.
...No. Because after work hours, I am...and get this...not working.
My favourite parts of the end of Stranger Things were spiderhole and Steve making a Rent joke.
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
My favourite parts of the end of Stranger Things were spiderhole and Steve making a Rent joke.
As I was just saying to the squad, I wish all ghostwt style fans a very go bother sleep token in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
As I was just saying to the squad, I wish all ghostwt style fans a very go bother sleep token in 2026.
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December 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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day 28: togetherness for #vvintervees2025
retro au comeback this time (ancient scripts for those who know)
#staticmoth #voxval
retro au comeback this time (ancient scripts for those who know)
#staticmoth #voxval
December 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
day 28: togetherness for #vvintervees2025
retro au comeback this time (ancient scripts for those who know)
#staticmoth #voxval
retro au comeback this time (ancient scripts for those who know)
#staticmoth #voxval
Zooted & watching live action Beauty & The Beast, Papa looks at me and says, "This is the plot of Stranger Things, season 4. You should tweet that."
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Zooted & watching live action Beauty & The Beast, Papa looks at me and says, "This is the plot of Stranger Things, season 4. You should tweet that."
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“Fucking Tree!”
(I wasn’t going to do a holiday pic but I got a little festive. 🎄)
[ #draikyart #thebandghost #papav #papavperpetua #fraterimperator #cardinalcopia #cardic ]
(I wasn’t going to do a holiday pic but I got a little festive. 🎄)
[ #draikyart #thebandghost #papav #papavperpetua #fraterimperator #cardinalcopia #cardic ]
December 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“Fucking Tree!”
(I wasn’t going to do a holiday pic but I got a little festive. 🎄)
[ #draikyart #thebandghost #papav #papavperpetua #fraterimperator #cardinalcopia #cardic ]
(I wasn’t going to do a holiday pic but I got a little festive. 🎄)
[ #draikyart #thebandghost #papav #papavperpetua #fraterimperator #cardinalcopia #cardic ]
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
I love my new Papa Nihil pop.
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I love my new Papa Nihil pop.
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You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this