chief executive sister
@ohyourebelchief.bsky.social
june | lvl 39 | she/he
oh! you rebel chief, driving your mamas & Papas insane. #ImperatorCulture
oh! you rebel chief, driving your mamas & Papas insane. #ImperatorCulture
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there's a sting (-4HP piercing damage) in the way you kiss me
[passive insight: partial success] ...something...? within your eyes says this could be the last time 'fore it's over
[passive insight: partial success] ...something...? within your eyes says this could be the last time 'fore it's over
January 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
there's a sting (-4HP piercing damage) in the way you kiss me
[passive insight: partial success] ...something...? within your eyes says this could be the last time 'fore it's over
[passive insight: partial success] ...something...? within your eyes says this could be the last time 'fore it's over
The future of Disney belongs to the Vees. 😌
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The future of Disney belongs to the Vees. 😌
What a decade.
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
What a decade.
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January 11, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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we have watched smash so many times and somehow this is the first time we've ever noticed derek saying 'bird crumbs' instead of 'breadcrumbs'. losing it
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
we have watched smash so many times and somehow this is the first time we've ever noticed derek saying 'bird crumbs' instead of 'breadcrumbs'. losing it
Every year that we watch Smash, we hate Julia more and more and this year I had to ask out loud "Has she always looked SO much like (person we don't like) or is our hatred of her reaching through time and retroactively making her look like that person?"
January 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Every year that we watch Smash, we hate Julia more and more and this year I had to ask out loud "Has she always looked SO much like (person we don't like) or is our hatred of her reaching through time and retroactively making her look like that person?"
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The ICE agent who shot Marimar Martinez in Chicago tried to goad her out of her car.
He said “do something b*tch” and shot her 5 times.
The ICE agent who shot Nicole Renee Good did the same thing. Stood right in front of her vehicle and yelled “f*cking bitch”.
They hate women & it shows.
He said “do something b*tch” and shot her 5 times.
The ICE agent who shot Nicole Renee Good did the same thing. Stood right in front of her vehicle and yelled “f*cking bitch”.
They hate women & it shows.
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The ICE agent who shot Marimar Martinez in Chicago tried to goad her out of her car.
He said “do something b*tch” and shot her 5 times.
The ICE agent who shot Nicole Renee Good did the same thing. Stood right in front of her vehicle and yelled “f*cking bitch”.
They hate women & it shows.
He said “do something b*tch” and shot her 5 times.
The ICE agent who shot Nicole Renee Good did the same thing. Stood right in front of her vehicle and yelled “f*cking bitch”.
They hate women & it shows.
Oh my god, AJ McLean's new album that just dropped is so good and I promise this isn't a post reaching through time from 2001.
January 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Oh my god, AJ McLean's new album that just dropped is so good and I promise this isn't a post reaching through time from 2001.
Things I tell my therapist and she still loves me: "Not literally, obviously, but framing it to say envy is a Deadly Sin, I think I'm mostly upset because I like wrath and pride SO much better. Envy is boring to me."
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Things I tell my therapist and she still loves me: "Not literally, obviously, but framing it to say envy is a Deadly Sin, I think I'm mostly upset because I like wrath and pride SO much better. Envy is boring to me."
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The Star Tribune has ID'd the murderer: his name is Jonathan Ross.
www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
The Star Tribune has ID'd the murderer: his name is Jonathan Ross.
www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
I've started giving myself a treat in work emails where, if someone hasn't given me their/clients' full names, I'll say, "Please give me your/their name(s)" instead of "Let me know..." and eventually I'll be the most powerful faerie in the industry, maybe.
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I've started giving myself a treat in work emails where, if someone hasn't given me their/clients' full names, I'll say, "Please give me your/their name(s)" instead of "Let me know..." and eventually I'll be the most powerful faerie in the industry, maybe.
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This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it.
Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.
Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
www.gofundme.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it.
Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.
Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.
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Baby Elephant who, we got Little Grandma on the job.
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Baby Elephant who, we got Little Grandma on the job.
Re: the last post, ah yes, the Mozart l'opera rock taint zapper. Just as our dearest and best composer intended.
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Re: the last post, ah yes, the Mozart l'opera rock taint zapper. Just as our dearest and best composer intended.
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You’re a
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
You’re a
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
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January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
"is there any way you would want to do a phone call? lol"
Congregation, if only I could answer client emails honestly, that might make up for the fact that I don't make enough to afford the services I sell.
Congregation, if only I could answer client emails honestly, that might make up for the fact that I don't make enough to afford the services I sell.
January 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
"is there any way you would want to do a phone call? lol"
Congregation, if only I could answer client emails honestly, that might make up for the fact that I don't make enough to afford the services I sell.
Congregation, if only I could answer client emails honestly, that might make up for the fact that I don't make enough to afford the services I sell.
Playing Phresper in BG3, arguably my least aggressive character and she was my first PC to straight up kill Nettie. Sister Imperator didn't even bother.
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Playing Phresper in BG3, arguably my least aggressive character and she was my first PC to straight up kill Nettie. Sister Imperator didn't even bother.
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Impeach the Motherfucker
Convict the Motherfucker
Remove the Motherfucker
Convict the Motherfucker
Remove the Motherfucker
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Impeach the Motherfucker
Convict the Motherfucker
Remove the Motherfucker
Convict the Motherfucker
Remove the Motherfucker
The new Naked Gun movie is the movie I thought I was funny enough to write when I was 11 and thought quoting Spaceballs and Airplane real good counted as telling an original joke.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The new Naked Gun movie is the movie I thought I was funny enough to write when I was 11 and thought quoting Spaceballs and Airplane real good counted as telling an original joke.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
So, anyway, if anyone wanted to know, the song that staved off Intrusive Vecna Thoughts for Chrissy would have been "The Future Is A Foreign Land".
January 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
So, anyway, if anyone wanted to know, the song that staved off Intrusive Vecna Thoughts for Chrissy would have been "The Future Is A Foreign Land".