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Jess 🌿✨
@ohtruue.bsky.social
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✨💙Blue-haired woke socialist cat lady💙✨
(she/her)
🌿alternative medicine major
📖 avid book hoarder
🎮 player of games
🧶hooker of yarn
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Are we still taking mutuals based on interests?

Well here goes (pls love me):
⚔️ Skyrim
🐓 Stardew Valley
🍒 Animal Crossing
🎲 Dungeons & Dragons
✨ Astrology
🗺️ History
🧶 Crochet
🪡 Cross stitch & Embroidery
🌿 Herbalism
🐈‍⬛ Cats
📚 Books: Fantasy, SciFi, Romance
⚕️ Healthcare & Healthcare Science
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Just thinking about how Elon Musk asked how he could realistically cure world hunger for $6 billion and he'd do it so UNICEF devised a detailed plan for him in literally like a month and he ignored them and bought Twitter for $44 billion instead
February 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
These are not words I ever expected to be using in this particular order, but the Post Malone Oreos are actually pretty delightful
February 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Felt cute might overthrow a govt later 💅✨
February 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If there was a way to throw Microsoft Word off of a cliff right now, I absolutely would.
January 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ugh I was right in the middle of pretending it wasn't real 😒
January 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Idea: when weird angry people with bible quotes in their bio yell about China and communists or whatever, I’m going to just reply to them by posting bible verses translated into mandarin and watch them freak out over just seeing Chinese characters on their phone
January 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
January 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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why'd they name this app bluesky when Elders Scroll was right there
January 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
swiped from @86.the.empire on threads
January 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Took one look at my bingo from two years ago and decided it was time for a whole new card
December 29, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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If a church doesn’t have a food pantry or a soup kitchen or a closet full of clothes and blankets open to the public or isn’t showing up at natural disasters to help, why does that church have a tax-exempt status?
December 20, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Hello! 💙✨
December 20, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Honestly Steam Replay gives me more dopamine than Spotify Wrapped 😅
December 19, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Hi tell me what your current hyperfixation food is

Rn mine is white strawberries. I'm pretty sure the Publix produce manager is v confused by the drastic uptick in sales and I feel so bad for when they order a ton and my hyperfixation dies 😭
December 18, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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December 17, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Well that backfired...
December 16, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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Josh Shapiro called the McDonald’s employee who reported Luigi Mangione a “hero.”

She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.

By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.

Numbers are fun.
December 16, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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December 15, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".

Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.

They just don't care about YOU.
December 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
It's truly tragic when you're crocheting at the game shop and no one around is able to appreciate this ✨impeccable✨ center pull yarnussy
December 10, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Are we still taking mutuals based on interests?

Well here goes (pls love me):
⚔️ Skyrim
🐓 Stardew Valley
🍒 Animal Crossing
🎲 Dungeons & Dragons
✨ Astrology
🗺️ History
🧶 Crochet
🪡 Cross stitch & Embroidery
🌿 Herbalism
🐈‍⬛ Cats
📚 Books: Fantasy, SciFi, Romance
⚕️ Healthcare & Healthcare Science
December 10, 2024 at 12:53 AM