@ohhelloitstati.bsky.social
Damn, the way it’s never enough is just devastating
September 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Damn, the way it’s never enough is just devastating
What do you mean I have to find my own joy and whimsy in the mundane and cruel world around me? Like for how long?
Until I die?!?!
Bogus.
Until I die?!?!
Bogus.
September 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What do you mean I have to find my own joy and whimsy in the mundane and cruel world around me? Like for how long?
Until I die?!?!
Bogus.
Until I die?!?!
Bogus.
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
Me on architecture: WE’RE NOT EVEN HONORING THE TREES!!!
August 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me on architecture: WE’RE NOT EVEN HONORING THE TREES!!!
You know you’re getting that depresh ennui when you start thinking stuff like, “Yeah i dunno maybe I could be a volunteer fire fighter. Why not?”
August 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You know you’re getting that depresh ennui when you start thinking stuff like, “Yeah i dunno maybe I could be a volunteer fire fighter. Why not?”
I feel like you used to be able to light a match on anything. These new fangled matches? Not up to snuff.
July 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I feel like you used to be able to light a match on anything. These new fangled matches? Not up to snuff.
I have no way to prove this but I bet that at least half the guys in my county think they’re Carmen from The Bear
July 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I have no way to prove this but I bet that at least half the guys in my county think they’re Carmen from The Bear
I just wanna….stop hearing about online sports betting. At least once a day, there it is. Asking me to parlay? The over under? Please. Please stop
May 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I just wanna….stop hearing about online sports betting. At least once a day, there it is. Asking me to parlay? The over under? Please. Please stop
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My recommended book list from the Powell's event last night, including @juliaelliott.bsky.social's Hellions, Michelle Tea's Black Wave, Dionne Brand, and more.
May 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My recommended book list from the Powell's event last night, including @juliaelliott.bsky.social's Hellions, Michelle Tea's Black Wave, Dionne Brand, and more.
It’s just that…as a vampire, I KNOW I would accidentally bite my tongue all the time. It’s just not worth it.
May 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
It’s just that…as a vampire, I KNOW I would accidentally bite my tongue all the time. It’s just not worth it.
I just said, "The world's your oyster."
And my husband said, "Yup, gross and slimey."
And yknow what...yeah, wow.
And my husband said, "Yup, gross and slimey."
And yknow what...yeah, wow.
May 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I just said, "The world's your oyster."
And my husband said, "Yup, gross and slimey."
And yknow what...yeah, wow.
And my husband said, "Yup, gross and slimey."
And yknow what...yeah, wow.
Can we giving Catherine O'hara more awards orrrrr? What are we up to?
April 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Can we giving Catherine O'hara more awards orrrrr? What are we up to?
How is anyone like…supposed to function?
April 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
How is anyone like…supposed to function?
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My feed is increasingly looking like the pre-credit montage of headlines in a post apocalyptic action movie.
March 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My feed is increasingly looking like the pre-credit montage of headlines in a post apocalyptic action movie.
I’m realize that often for lunch I’m looking for a sandwich that will make me a better person.
February 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m realize that often for lunch I’m looking for a sandwich that will make me a better person.
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David Lynch on inspiration in diners.
January 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
David Lynch on inspiration in diners.
Cosmo and Wanda and the embarrassment of choice during The Wicked movie release.
January 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Cosmo and Wanda and the embarrassment of choice during The Wicked movie release.
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i have like six copies of this
January 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i have like six copies of this
An Animal minding its own business: *crosses a humans path*
The Human: “I’m going to assign so much meaning to this moment.”
The Human: “I’m going to assign so much meaning to this moment.”
January 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
An Animal minding its own business: *crosses a humans path*
The Human: “I’m going to assign so much meaning to this moment.”
The Human: “I’m going to assign so much meaning to this moment.”
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
I do think like…eating a little rock or two like a bird would be good for my digestion. Mix things up in there.
December 15, 2024 at 8:44 AM
I do think like…eating a little rock or two like a bird would be good for my digestion. Mix things up in there.
There’s something so Shakespearean about X-Men (the animated series)
December 13, 2024 at 8:10 PM
There’s something so Shakespearean about X-Men (the animated series)
Sigh…alright.
December 13, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Sigh…alright.