the manatee
@ogmanatee.bsky.social
you're on the internet talking to a sea cow. what did you expect?
I will never not laugh when bad things happen to bad people. it is, always has been, and always will be one of the great small joys of life.
August 28, 2023 at 9:55 PM
I will never not laugh when bad things happen to bad people. it is, always has been, and always will be one of the great small joys of life.
who wore it better?
August 28, 2023 at 9:51 PM
who wore it better?
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You've got your websites for jerking off and your websites for hanging out with friends. It's imperative that you not mix these two up. Once you start jerking off on the hang out website you're asking for problems
August 28, 2023 at 8:25 PM
You've got your websites for jerking off and your websites for hanging out with friends. It's imperative that you not mix these two up. Once you start jerking off on the hang out website you're asking for problems
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every day im thankful i get to log on here and learn what highly paid programmers and defense contractors think social justice looks like
August 28, 2023 at 8:07 PM
every day im thankful i get to log on here and learn what highly paid programmers and defense contractors think social justice looks like
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Omg, this is the person that was openly celebrating when Eden Knight was trafficked and driven to suicide by her transmisogynist family.
August 28, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Omg, this is the person that was openly celebrating when Eden Knight was trafficked and driven to suicide by her transmisogynist family.
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just bc bluesky has a “let’s all be friends” vibe doesn’t mean u gotta be cool w everyone. it’s ok to just not like people. they don’t even have to do anything “bad” you can simply just. not like them. u don’t even need proof. don’t harass them tho. just ignore them. it’s easy tbh
August 28, 2023 at 5:31 PM
just bc bluesky has a “let’s all be friends” vibe doesn’t mean u gotta be cool w everyone. it’s ok to just not like people. they don’t even have to do anything “bad” you can simply just. not like them. u don’t even need proof. don’t harass them tho. just ignore them. it’s easy tbh
phantom menace is the greatest star wars film
August 28, 2023 at 8:15 PM
phantom menace is the greatest star wars film
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watching y’all try to get these men to do an ounce of sincere self criticism as a truly admirable act but as someone who has tried and been failed by self described leftist men might i suggest a simple alternative
August 28, 2023 at 1:12 PM
watching y’all try to get these men to do an ounce of sincere self criticism as a truly admirable act but as someone who has tried and been failed by self described leftist men might i suggest a simple alternative
seeing the way the community rallied to expel creeps gives me hope.
seeing there are vociferous defenders of creeps gives me endless despair.
seeing there are vociferous defenders of creeps gives me endless despair.
August 28, 2023 at 4:59 PM
seeing the way the community rallied to expel creeps gives me hope.
seeing there are vociferous defenders of creeps gives me endless despair.
seeing there are vociferous defenders of creeps gives me endless despair.
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in the south when someone says “fuck you” they mean “bless your heart”
August 28, 2023 at 4:28 PM
in the south when someone says “fuck you” they mean “bless your heart”
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Too many people are looking for cartoon-level obvious villains in their lives and ignoring the fact that must abusers are "nice" and "helpful" etc until they can start to control you and then it begins to change, and even then usually only privately while keeping up the public niceness
August 28, 2023 at 1:14 AM
Too many people are looking for cartoon-level obvious villains in their lives and ignoring the fact that must abusers are "nice" and "helpful" etc until they can start to control you and then it begins to change, and even then usually only privately while keeping up the public niceness
the five most basic lies:
1) I'll only put the tip in
2) I won't cum in your mouth
3) I'll still respect you in the morning
4) the check is in the mail
5) I'm only gonna buy in once
1) I'll only put the tip in
2) I won't cum in your mouth
3) I'll still respect you in the morning
4) the check is in the mail
5) I'm only gonna buy in once
August 28, 2023 at 1:47 PM
the five most basic lies:
1) I'll only put the tip in
2) I won't cum in your mouth
3) I'll still respect you in the morning
4) the check is in the mail
5) I'm only gonna buy in once
1) I'll only put the tip in
2) I won't cum in your mouth
3) I'll still respect you in the morning
4) the check is in the mail
5) I'm only gonna buy in once
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(slowly licking a booger off my fingertip) but they can't be a bad person, they were always nice to me
August 28, 2023 at 10:48 AM
(slowly licking a booger off my fingertip) but they can't be a bad person, they were always nice to me
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Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
August 28, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
there's only two kinds of grits: the worst shit you ever had or grits with butter.
August 27, 2023 at 11:50 PM
there's only two kinds of grits: the worst shit you ever had or grits with butter.