JD Vance has been directed to take the Woke out of the zoo.

Eminem will reveal his new dance tonight on the evening news. His crazy new dance will heal the world.

This isn’t a popular Johnny Cash opinion but I think after Highwayman he should’ve done a lot more songs where he flies a spaceship

I’ve always respected Rodney Dangerfield but sadly his refusal to move to bluesky tells me that he wants fascism to win