Andrew Hansen
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Someone needs to explain to me how there isn’t an Erin Andrews in the White House press pool. I’m getting old man chuckles just imaging a simple “why do you think that/ who’s talking about you?”
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Someone needs to explain to me how there isn’t an Erin Andrews in the White House press pool. I’m getting old man chuckles just imaging a simple “why do you think that/ who’s talking about you?”
Mahomes at thirty looking more like McNabb definitely was on my bingo card this year.
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Mahomes at thirty looking more like McNabb definitely was on my bingo card this year.
It’s a safe bet to say any NFL game on Thursday night is going to be a garbage game. It’s a little weird to see a Thursday night game being cited as part of an obituary on a team that’s 8-2 in the league.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s a safe bet to say any NFL game on Thursday night is going to be a garbage game. It’s a little weird to see a Thursday night game being cited as part of an obituary on a team that’s 8-2 in the league.
I’m assuming the popsicle stick doesn’t count.
October 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m assuming the popsicle stick doesn’t count.
Please tell me the EA acquisition does not extend to the EA sports exclusive rights package with the NFL.
September 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Please tell me the EA acquisition does not extend to the EA sports exclusive rights package with the NFL.
If a video game depicted Brian Kilmeade’s opinion on the mentally ill, that video game would be given its own ESRB rating and never see the light of day.
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If a video game depicted Brian Kilmeade’s opinion on the mentally ill, that video game would be given its own ESRB rating and never see the light of day.
The Broncos have a deep roster this year. How do I know this?
I actually enjoyed watching the preseason this year..
I actually enjoyed watching the preseason this year..
August 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Broncos have a deep roster this year. How do I know this?
I actually enjoyed watching the preseason this year..
I actually enjoyed watching the preseason this year..
Reading Hatemonger is like quitting cigarettes again for the first time. There should be an AA-style support group with the book.
June 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Reading Hatemonger is like quitting cigarettes again for the first time. There should be an AA-style support group with the book.
Google AI helped me learn a new word today — “nuclear triad.” However, it presented “deterrence” as a viable strategy for world peace in its overview of “nuclear triad.”
June 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Google AI helped me learn a new word today — “nuclear triad.” However, it presented “deterrence” as a viable strategy for world peace in its overview of “nuclear triad.”
Hmm, so the next four years are going to be filled with these kind of diamonds among the rough of Trump’s fantasies.
May 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hmm, so the next four years are going to be filled with these kind of diamonds among the rough of Trump’s fantasies.
Is there a better argument against eugenics than Emory Tate?
May 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Is there a better argument against eugenics than Emory Tate?
It’s the insistence on circumventing unforced errors with more unforced errors.
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Senate GOP Kills Resolution to Stop Trump Tariffs
The same day it was announced the economy contracted for the first time in years
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May 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It’s the insistence on circumventing unforced errors with more unforced errors.
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I once knew a wise man (my fifth grade teacher) who stressed — with tears in his eyes — to our class (of fifth graders) that tariffs are a tax on the consumer and are a bad thing for the economy.. I’m really glad that I knew that man.
April 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I once knew a wise man (my fifth grade teacher) who stressed — with tears in his eyes — to our class (of fifth graders) that tariffs are a tax on the consumer and are a bad thing for the economy.. I’m really glad that I knew that man.
Was holding my breath after the Florida races earlier today, so it’s nice to breath again.
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING
Judge Susan Crawford is projected to win the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, defeating MAGA candidate Brad Schimel.
Trump, MAGA, and Musk went ALL-IN on this race—and lost.
Judge Susan Crawford is projected to win the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, defeating MAGA candidate Brad Schimel.
Trump, MAGA, and Musk went ALL-IN on this race—and lost.
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Was holding my breath after the Florida races earlier today, so it’s nice to breath again.
When the anchor says “showed up,” she means that Jones ran away to the edge of the protest and was so scared that he couldn’t pronounce the word “Satan.” Jones did that thing (deletion) toddlers do with tough words and just dropped the last syllable..
youtu.be/k9aR4QF6MU8
youtu.be/k9aR4QF6MU8
Protesters outside Tesla showroom in northwest Austin call for boycott
YouTube video by KVUE
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March 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When the anchor says “showed up,” she means that Jones ran away to the edge of the protest and was so scared that he couldn’t pronounce the word “Satan.” Jones did that thing (deletion) toddlers do with tough words and just dropped the last syllable..
youtu.be/k9aR4QF6MU8
youtu.be/k9aR4QF6MU8
They endorsed a chainsaw murder because they said it was better than giving the murderers a shotgun..
BREAKING: The Continuing Resolution cloture motion has passed 62-38, advancing the CR to a final vote.
These are the Democrats who voted to invoke cloture:
These are the Democrats who voted to invoke cloture:
March 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They endorsed a chainsaw murder because they said it was better than giving the murderers a shotgun..
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I got a blocked Tom at home that a vet described as the “nicest” blocked Tom she ever saw. I really feel like I should be paying that forward here with an FYI …
I got a blocked Tom at home that a vet described as the “nicest” blocked Tom she ever saw. I really feel like I should be paying that forward here with an FYI …
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March 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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I got a blocked Tom at home that a vet described as the “nicest” blocked Tom she ever saw. I really feel like I should be paying that forward here with an FYI …
I got a blocked Tom at home that a vet described as the “nicest” blocked Tom she ever saw. I really feel like I should be paying that forward here with an FYI …
Really need to figure out how to make my Spotify from insisting I listen Somebody’s Gotta Win..
March 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Really need to figure out how to make my Spotify from insisting I listen Somebody’s Gotta Win..
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This is absolutely insane. SNAP? FAFSA? Millions are about to suffer. This could very well crash the economy. Halt of all financil aid in the United States. www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
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January 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is absolutely insane. SNAP? FAFSA? Millions are about to suffer. This could very well crash the economy. Halt of all financil aid in the United States. www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
Maybe instead of “I told you so,” we can say “it’s about time” and move on to more important matters.
January 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Maybe instead of “I told you so,” we can say “it’s about time” and move on to more important matters.
I went to look something up on my phone a second ago, but I forgot what it was. What makes this worse was that I was talking myself through the steps of what I was going to look up on my phone(i.e, open webpage, go to blank site) when I forgot. Essentially, I just narrated my own brain fart..
January 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I went to look something up on my phone a second ago, but I forgot what it was. What makes this worse was that I was talking myself through the steps of what I was going to look up on my phone(i.e, open webpage, go to blank site) when I forgot. Essentially, I just narrated my own brain fart..
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complying in advance www.cu.edu/dei
Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion | University of Colorado
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January 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
complying in advance www.cu.edu/dei
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BREAKING: Federal Judge Blocks Trump's Executive Order Ending Birthright Citizenship
“I've been on the bench for over four decades. I can’t remember another case where the question presented is as clear as this one. This is a blatantly unconstitutional order.”
“I've been on the bench for over four decades. I can’t remember another case where the question presented is as clear as this one. This is a blatantly unconstitutional order.”
BREAKING: Federal Judge Blocks Trump's Executive Order Ending Birthright Citizenship
This is a major loss for the Trump administration
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January 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
BREAKING: Federal Judge Blocks Trump's Executive Order Ending Birthright Citizenship
“I've been on the bench for over four decades. I can’t remember another case where the question presented is as clear as this one. This is a blatantly unconstitutional order.”
“I've been on the bench for over four decades. I can’t remember another case where the question presented is as clear as this one. This is a blatantly unconstitutional order.”
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She's braver than essentially the entire Democratic Party and the entire media industry
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
She's braver than essentially the entire Democratic Party and the entire media industry