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You couldn’t script that ending. In between Bonitto’s penalty and this play — you could make the argument that Singleton, Moss, and McMillian made redemption like plays in this game.
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
He sounds like the five year old me describing my highlights of “Curious George.”
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October 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
And I remember when I used to love reading the Denver Post. It was back in the days when other people would refer to the Rocky Mountain Post as “my Rocky Mountain,” and the Denver Post as “the Denver Post.” Now he wants to gate keep “his” newspaper after it’s been completely gutted?
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I was trying to figure out how Chip Roy became kinda intimidating. It literally is a heel promo..
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
lol, who wants to listen to a knock knock joke anyways. At least the Bluesky user is courteous about it
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What? Are we going to give consolation half time shows now? These people are straight up losers
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m going to make the classic vampire “once you let them in, they’re in” joke, but couldn’t that actually be true? Wouldn’t she come in with an ICE escort?
October 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
No.
September 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
He does, but he calls his gut his “mattress.” That way he can make bad “Godfather” puns.
September 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Yeah, but they’re pronounced as “the Epstein files.” As in, where are the Epstein files?
September 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I was seriously thinking the same thing. Was Saban holding a sign on the corner of the street or something?
July 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The man is center right in his own damn book cover photo. 😕
July 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If the lawsuit goes through..
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July 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is begging a crossover promo product. “Alpha Dawg” Dude Wipes — they come with a running list of all QBs to have played for the Browns. I haven’t yet decided if the list should be on the packaging or the actual wipes..
July 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Which “few” though? It’s interesting that there’s no mention of aboriginal subsistence harvesting. Another interesting fact is the aboriginal subsistence harvesting is distinctly not considered “whaling.”
July 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This was for the betterment of the Alaskan people, or so Murkowski said.
July 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I agree with you that forcing the vote to the morning was the “best of” type of situation. I’d want to talk more about the audacity of the republican assumption that we’d forget about this bill when 2026 came rolling around.
July 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
2026’s advent calendar..
July 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM