@ofire.bsky.social
Me: I am psychologically fine
Also me: [listening to Linkin Park at 00:17 hours]
Also me: [listening to Linkin Park at 00:17 hours]
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Me: I am psychologically fine
Also me: [listening to Linkin Park at 00:17 hours]
Also me: [listening to Linkin Park at 00:17 hours]
Definitely no OSHA regs in Moria and Khazad-dûm.
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Definitely no OSHA regs in Moria and Khazad-dûm.
Kids asleep. In pjs. On my couch. Drinking eggnog. Watching the Lord of the Rings. In my lane. Thriving.
December 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Kids asleep. In pjs. On my couch. Drinking eggnog. Watching the Lord of the Rings. In my lane. Thriving.
I can’t believe I’ve been sleeping on Empire apples.
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I can’t believe I’ve been sleeping on Empire apples.
“How The Grinch Stole Christmas” is the heartwarming tale of how a person with obvious physical deformities is ostracized from a community, and only allowed to rejoin after professing the majority religion (and despite taking justified retribution for his ostracism)
December 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“How The Grinch Stole Christmas” is the heartwarming tale of how a person with obvious physical deformities is ostracized from a community, and only allowed to rejoin after professing the majority religion (and despite taking justified retribution for his ostracism)
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It ys a such challenging, turbulent, scarye tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum small moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
December 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It ys a such challenging, turbulent, scarye tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum small moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
The mainstream media won’t tell you this, but it’s actually not illegal to have chocolate for breakfast
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The mainstream media won’t tell you this, but it’s actually not illegal to have chocolate for breakfast
Is taking a few weeks to recuperate by the sea in a quaint little village still an option
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Is taking a few weeks to recuperate by the sea in a quaint little village still an option
“I asked ChatGPT—“
Well I asked the Oracle at Delphi and she told me you were gonna kill your dad and marry your mom, so.
Well I asked the Oracle at Delphi and she told me you were gonna kill your dad and marry your mom, so.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“I asked ChatGPT—“
Well I asked the Oracle at Delphi and she told me you were gonna kill your dad and marry your mom, so.
Well I asked the Oracle at Delphi and she told me you were gonna kill your dad and marry your mom, so.
Moana: 🎵 see the line where the sky meets the sea / it calls me / and no one knows / how far it goes 🎵
Neil DeGrasse Tyson [loudly from the back]: YES THEY DO
Neil DeGrasse Tyson [loudly from the back]: YES THEY DO
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Moana: 🎵 see the line where the sky meets the sea / it calls me / and no one knows / how far it goes 🎵
Neil DeGrasse Tyson [loudly from the back]: YES THEY DO
Neil DeGrasse Tyson [loudly from the back]: YES THEY DO
A delivery-only spaghetti joint called Send Noods
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A delivery-only spaghetti joint called Send Noods
Me (in dark times) god is dead (tastes lemon bars) actually he is very real and loves us
November 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Me (in dark times) god is dead (tastes lemon bars) actually he is very real and loves us
My most right-wing opinion is that compostable straws in any form are terrible. They either disintegrate (cardboard) or are made of some weird, brittle pseudoplastic that snaps and then produces lip-lacerating edges.
Gimme those plastic straws that last ten thousand years and kill sea turtles.
Gimme those plastic straws that last ten thousand years and kill sea turtles.
June 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My most right-wing opinion is that compostable straws in any form are terrible. They either disintegrate (cardboard) or are made of some weird, brittle pseudoplastic that snaps and then produces lip-lacerating edges.
Gimme those plastic straws that last ten thousand years and kill sea turtles.
Gimme those plastic straws that last ten thousand years and kill sea turtles.
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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The tech industry only ever has two positions on any proposed tech regulation:
(1) Don’t regulate us. It’s too early. Our tech is still developing.
(2) Don’t regulate us. It’s too late. Our tech is everywhere.
(1) Don’t regulate us. It’s too early. Our tech is still developing.
(2) Don’t regulate us. It’s too late. Our tech is everywhere.
May 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The tech industry only ever has two positions on any proposed tech regulation:
(1) Don’t regulate us. It’s too early. Our tech is still developing.
(2) Don’t regulate us. It’s too late. Our tech is everywhere.
(1) Don’t regulate us. It’s too early. Our tech is still developing.
(2) Don’t regulate us. It’s too late. Our tech is everywhere.
Trump and co might aspire to form the Galactic Empire, but I can’t see Palpatine accidentally texting a journalist Order 66.
March 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Trump and co might aspire to form the Galactic Empire, but I can’t see Palpatine accidentally texting a journalist Order 66.
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
Matzah-ball soup (Kneidlach) made by your mom is a panacea for all ailments. I will not be taking questions
March 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Matzah-ball soup (Kneidlach) made by your mom is a panacea for all ailments. I will not be taking questions
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
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Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
February 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
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Roses are redde
Lightsabers glowe
Carbon-freeze chamber
"I love thee," "I knowe"
Lightsabers glowe
Carbon-freeze chamber
"I love thee," "I knowe"
February 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Roses are redde
Lightsabers glowe
Carbon-freeze chamber
"I love thee," "I knowe"
Lightsabers glowe
Carbon-freeze chamber
"I love thee," "I knowe"
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Trans rights are human rights
January 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trans rights are human rights
[elon does a Nazi salute] wait, I thought foreshadowing was supposed to be subtle
January 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
[elon does a Nazi salute] wait, I thought foreshadowing was supposed to be subtle