Fastest Mario
@oceanviewdining.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die
Get the Cubs OUTTA HERE lmao
October 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Get the Cubs OUTTA HERE lmao
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
40-40 tie is fucking beautiful. I'm just glad to have witnessed it
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
40-40 tie is fucking beautiful. I'm just glad to have witnessed it
Feel like these national broadcasts are trying to gaslight us about this Cowboys defense. This unit is atrocious!
September 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Feel like these national broadcasts are trying to gaslight us about this Cowboys defense. This unit is atrocious!
The Belt-to-Ass Brewers
September 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The Belt-to-Ass Brewers
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Bit of a rebrand here, as I've decided my account needs to be a bit more Bullshit
September 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Bit of a rebrand here, as I've decided my account needs to be a bit more Bullshit
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THEY GOT ME DOING THE AGE VERIFICATION COOP, YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER FOR THE ENGLISH LADS SO THEY CAN LOOK AT THE PORNOGRAPHIES
July 31, 2025 at 11:53 AM
THEY GOT ME DOING THE AGE VERIFICATION COOP, YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER FOR THE ENGLISH LADS SO THEY CAN LOOK AT THE PORNOGRAPHIES
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A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.
July 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.
The Odyssey thing is getting way overblown lol. God forbid you might have to see the movie in *regular* IMAX on opening weekend!
July 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Odyssey thing is getting way overblown lol. God forbid you might have to see the movie in *regular* IMAX on opening weekend!
This Pat McAfee intro to the derby is dreadful
July 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This Pat McAfee intro to the derby is dreadful
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
July 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
Never once have I watched a Shams video and felt like I actually gained any information about anything
July 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Never once have I watched a Shams video and felt like I actually gained any information about anything
Luke Garza is a classic Cs move because everybody hates it right now and will probably be in love with him by December
July 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Luke Garza is a classic Cs move because everybody hates it right now and will probably be in love with him by December
Think Kornet is gone but I'm not honestly convinced Horford wants to play anywhere else
June 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Think Kornet is gone but I'm not honestly convinced Horford wants to play anywhere else
Draft day always brings about an important reminder that no draft analyst, at a publication or just on social media, actually has a clue at all
June 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Draft day always brings about an important reminder that no draft analyst, at a publication or just on social media, actually has a clue at all
Jesse Rogers is certainly finding himself an interesting niche as a guy who carries water for adult scumbags who cross the line at baseball games
June 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Jesse Rogers is certainly finding himself an interesting niche as a guy who carries water for adult scumbags who cross the line at baseball games
Porzingis had some moments with the Celtics but unfortunately, my lingering memory of him is going to be that pic of him hitting a hookah after being unplayable in this year's playoff run due to a mystery respiratory virus
June 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Porzingis had some moments with the Celtics but unfortunately, my lingering memory of him is going to be that pic of him hitting a hookah after being unplayable in this year's playoff run due to a mystery respiratory virus
Brad understood the assignment
June 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Brad understood the assignment
Brooklyn Nets you know you want Kristaps Porzingis so bad
June 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Brooklyn Nets you know you want Kristaps Porzingis so bad
Brad *getting* picks for Jrue's deal is so funny
June 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Brad *getting* picks for Jrue's deal is so funny
That Hali injury is just awful man. Incredibly sad to see
June 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That Hali injury is just awful man. Incredibly sad to see
*making everything about me voice* this is just like the Celtics in the Finals against the Warriors
June 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
*making everything about me voice* this is just like the Celtics in the Finals against the Warriors