Dave Convery
@zomda.bsky.social
With every bite of bahn mi I grow stronger & feistier
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Quisling auditions
Liz Truss, who served 44 days as UK prime minister, goes full Curtis Yarvin.
Interviewing Yarvin on her new podcast, she calls for overhauling UK government to fit his vision.
“I agree with you, having spent 10 years in the system, you need to start from scratch,” Truss tells Yarvin.
Interviewing Yarvin on her new podcast, she calls for overhauling UK government to fit his vision.
“I agree with you, having spent 10 years in the system, you need to start from scratch,” Truss tells Yarvin.
December 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Quisling auditions
Someone’s glad we’re home.
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Someone’s glad we’re home.
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And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
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idk what the hell my algorithm has become but you better believe i watched the whole thing
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
idk what the hell my algorithm has become but you better believe i watched the whole thing
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After being awake from 3am to 7am I finally got some sleep and dreamed that the DUP opened a theme park.
December 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
After being awake from 3am to 7am I finally got some sleep and dreamed that the DUP opened a theme park.
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inframan is an incredible movie but nothing could have prepared me for the insane one-two punch of the subtitler going completely rogue followed by an extremely funny boat shot
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
inframan is an incredible movie but nothing could have prepared me for the insane one-two punch of the subtitler going completely rogue followed by an extremely funny boat shot
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He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
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Forgot that I made these.
December 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Forgot that I made these.
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I admit it's true what people say, Quality Street isn't as good as it was in the 90s. But on the other hand look at the state of the Balkans then and the mostly thriving, relatively prosperous democracies down there now. So, you pick your battles really.
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I admit it's true what people say, Quality Street isn't as good as it was in the 90s. But on the other hand look at the state of the Balkans then and the mostly thriving, relatively prosperous democracies down there now. So, you pick your battles really.
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To me, my X-Mas!
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
To me, my X-Mas!
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I love that Shaq is on tv dressed as Santa’s bookie for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I love that Shaq is on tv dressed as Santa’s bookie for Christmas.
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producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Anyway, number one on the list: Ghost of Christmas Past, A Muppet Christmas Carol.
Imagine that thing lunging at you and gnawing away at your forearm.
Full on nonstop nope.
Imagine that thing lunging at you and gnawing away at your forearm.
Full on nonstop nope.
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Anyway, number one on the list: Ghost of Christmas Past, A Muppet Christmas Carol.
Imagine that thing lunging at you and gnawing away at your forearm.
Full on nonstop nope.
Imagine that thing lunging at you and gnawing away at your forearm.
Full on nonstop nope.
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I realise now that I subconsciously rank the muppets by which of them I would not want to be bitten by.
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I realise now that I subconsciously rank the muppets by which of them I would not want to be bitten by.
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Merry Christmas in particular to everyone finding their high school bully on Grindr while bored at their parents’ place.
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Merry Christmas in particular to everyone finding their high school bully on Grindr while bored at their parents’ place.
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Viral coffee hole
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Viral coffee hole
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark