obvious wallflower
@obviouswallflower.bsky.social
Like a portrait in flesh who trails on a leash. Nobody's good girl.
35. Queer. Berlin. Married ENM. MDNI.
If you follow my main account, please be normal.
35. Queer. Berlin. Married ENM. MDNI.
If you follow my main account, please be normal.
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
- Women Writing Women in the 18th Century
- Gender and Sexuality in the Middle Ages
- American Modernism
- Pop Music and Culture
- 20th Century Canadian Literature
- Women Writing Women in the 18th Century
- Gender and Sexuality in the Middle Ages
- American Modernism
- Pop Music and Culture
- 20th Century Canadian Literature
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
- Leadership and Civic Engagement
- Vampire Literature Seminar
- Grant Writing
- The Plays of Christopher Marlowe
- Film Noir
I had so many good ones it was hard to choose
- Leadership and Civic Engagement
- Vampire Literature Seminar
- Grant Writing
- The Plays of Christopher Marlowe
- Film Noir
I had so many good ones it was hard to choose
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
- Symbolic Logic
- Historic Preservation Studies
- Activists Writing Media
- Applied Geospatial Tools
- Curriculum Theory and Design
- Symbolic Logic
- Historic Preservation Studies
- Activists Writing Media
- Applied Geospatial Tools
- Curriculum Theory and Design
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
- Women Writing Women in the 18th Century
- Gender and Sexuality in the Middle Ages
- American Modernism
- Pop Music and Culture
- 20th Century Canadian Literature
- Women Writing Women in the 18th Century
- Gender and Sexuality in the Middle Ages
- American Modernism
- Pop Music and Culture
- 20th Century Canadian Literature
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Stealing this, will answer throughout the day.
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Stealing this, will answer throughout the day.
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Jean Alphonse Roehn - Two Women in a Bed disturbed by a Cat (1842)
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Jean Alphonse Roehn - Two Women in a Bed disturbed by a Cat (1842)
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Vanessa Redgrave, Oliver Reed “THE DEVILS” (1971) dir. Ken Russell
🎬 Warner Bros.
🎬 Warner Bros.
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Vanessa Redgrave, Oliver Reed “THE DEVILS” (1971) dir. Ken Russell
🎬 Warner Bros.
🎬 Warner Bros.
Feeling very unhinged in a cute, fun way.
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Feeling very unhinged in a cute, fun way.
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My friend sent me this and now I need to know who made her 💕💕
Tag the artist if they are found pls
Tag the artist if they are found pls
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
My friend sent me this and now I need to know who made her 💕💕
Tag the artist if they are found pls
Tag the artist if they are found pls
Forbidden from standing or walking upright in your presence, only crawling permitted. Should you enter the room while I am on my feet, I must immediately fall to the floor and assume my proper position.
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Forbidden from standing or walking upright in your presence, only crawling permitted. Should you enter the room while I am on my feet, I must immediately fall to the floor and assume my proper position.
Guess who slipped again but DIDN'T sustain an injury this time 😎 progress.
Would still like you to take advantage of me though.
Would still like you to take advantage of me though.
I busted my knee by slipping on the ice today and now can't climb into the bath by myself. Would one of you be a darling and come over, bathe me, nurse me back to good health, maybe take advantage of me in my fragile state a little bit?
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Guess who slipped again but DIDN'T sustain an injury this time 😎 progress.
Would still like you to take advantage of me though.
Would still like you to take advantage of me though.
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CARLO MOLLINO (1905–1973)
Untitled
Untitled
January 30, 2026 at 12:31 PM
CARLO MOLLINO (1905–1973)
Untitled
Untitled
Stealing this, will answer throughout the day.
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Stealing this, will answer throughout the day.
If by "aggressively hetero" you mean that I cum and you don't, splendid.
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If by "aggressively hetero" you mean that I cum and you don't, splendid.
Five jobs I've had
1. Cookbook Ghostwriter
2. Content Writer
3. Production Assistant (True crime doc series)
4. Production Coordinator (music chart show)
5. Data entry
1. Cookbook Ghostwriter
2. Content Writer
3. Production Assistant (True crime doc series)
4. Production Coordinator (music chart show)
5. Data entry
Five jobs I've had
1. Asda shelf stacker
2. Doorman
3. Postie! 💌
4. Spray painter
5. Condom machine manufacturer
1. Asda shelf stacker
2. Doorman
3. Postie! 💌
4. Spray painter
5. Condom machine manufacturer
Five jobs I’ve had:
1) Bar man (all over the shop)
2) Cider delivery (Brum)
3) Supermarket worker (Oslo)
4) Ski instructor (Scotland)
5) Intercepting other people’s radars 🤐
1) Bar man (all over the shop)
2) Cider delivery (Brum)
3) Supermarket worker (Oslo)
4) Ski instructor (Scotland)
5) Intercepting other people’s radars 🤐
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Five jobs I've had
1. Cookbook Ghostwriter
2. Content Writer
3. Production Assistant (True crime doc series)
4. Production Coordinator (music chart show)
5. Data entry
1. Cookbook Ghostwriter
2. Content Writer
3. Production Assistant (True crime doc series)
4. Production Coordinator (music chart show)
5. Data entry
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
mutual obsession mutual obsession mutual obsession mutual obsession mutual obsession mutual obsession mutual obsession mutual obsession mutual obsession mutual obsession mutual obsession mutual obsession mutua-
Ugh can I be arsed to post arse
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Ugh can I be arsed to post arse
Me when I etc etc etc
You understand my schtick by now
You understand my schtick by now
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Me when I etc etc etc
You understand my schtick by now
You understand my schtick by now
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
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“You stole a fucking flower from a dead woman. Like, are any of you human anymore?”👇
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 PM
“You stole a fucking flower from a dead woman. Like, are any of you human anymore?”👇
Thank you, dear stranger, that's so lovely of you to say ❤️
January 27, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Thank you, dear stranger, that's so lovely of you to say ❤️
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I abhor the stolen valour of the fake MILF.
Fake MILF (she's actually child free).
January 27, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I abhor the stolen valour of the fake MILF.
Stressed and frustrated today, daydreaming about being someone else's stress toy to be groped, pinned, and fucked.
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Stressed and frustrated today, daydreaming about being someone else's stress toy to be groped, pinned, and fucked.
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The Decameron
January 27, 2026 at 10:34 AM
The Decameron