Jester 🏳️⚧️
@obscuretoaster.bsky.social
I'm like if a college dropout graduated college
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Knocked up my bread winner wife 🤪
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Knocked up my bread winner wife 🤪
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10PM on a Wednesday
April 17, 2024 at 1:58 PM
10PM on a Wednesday
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With the Scanned Textures tagline being "Real textures from real objects for your projects", it does create some absurd situations.
Behold hay on a scanner.
#artassets #designassets #gameassets #assetpack #indiedev #graphicdesign #textures #design #art
Behold hay on a scanner.
#artassets #designassets #gameassets #assetpack #indiedev #graphicdesign #textures #design #art
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
With the Scanned Textures tagline being "Real textures from real objects for your projects", it does create some absurd situations.
Behold hay on a scanner.
#artassets #designassets #gameassets #assetpack #indiedev #graphicdesign #textures #design #art
Behold hay on a scanner.
#artassets #designassets #gameassets #assetpack #indiedev #graphicdesign #textures #design #art
Why does the Avatar set have so many lessons, and no learn? Are they saving it for the Strixhaven set next year?
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Why does the Avatar set have so many lessons, and no learn? Are they saving it for the Strixhaven set next year?
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It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
I made the mistake of finishing a TV show in the middle of the day and now the rest of the day is shot because I'm filled with a "profound emptiness™"
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I made the mistake of finishing a TV show in the middle of the day and now the rest of the day is shot because I'm filled with a "profound emptiness™"
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talking to my younger self at a hotel at the edge of time
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
talking to my younger self at a hotel at the edge of time
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
Reminiscing about when I ate the chalk
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Reminiscing about when I ate the chalk
Blessed with being a good cook, cursed with hating cooking
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Blessed with being a good cook, cursed with hating cooking
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average bluesky poster
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
average bluesky poster
After playing on a Steam Deck for a week my Switch feels light as a cloud!
October 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
After playing on a Steam Deck for a week my Switch feels light as a cloud!
If you're bad enough at the game, any difficulty setting poses a challenge!
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If you're bad enough at the game, any difficulty setting poses a challenge!
Everytime I see a Jucika comic I'm like, "Yeah. That's good."
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Everytime I see a Jucika comic I'm like, "Yeah. That's good."
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"Metroidvania", a portmanteau of "meteoroid" and "Pennsylvania"
April 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Metroidvania", a portmanteau of "meteoroid" and "Pennsylvania"
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Happy 10th anniversary to pop music itself
October 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Happy 10th anniversary to pop music itself
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
October 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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Julien Adolphe Duvocelle, Skull with Bulging Eyes and Hands Gripping a Wall, c. 1904, pencil and charcoal, 36 x 25 cm (Paris, Musée du Louvre)
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Julien Adolphe Duvocelle, Skull with Bulging Eyes and Hands Gripping a Wall, c. 1904, pencil and charcoal, 36 x 25 cm (Paris, Musée du Louvre)
I can't stop building combo decks that aren't actually combo 🤪
October 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I can't stop building combo decks that aren't actually combo 🤪
I'm glad my baby inherently understands the concept of "an eye for an eye." I kept him up all day long cause I had to finish moving out of our old house, so he kept me up all night long.
October 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I'm glad my baby inherently understands the concept of "an eye for an eye." I kept him up all day long cause I had to finish moving out of our old house, so he kept me up all night long.
Do you ever think about how we made a word specifically for how snakes move? Like name me another animal that slithers.
October 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Do you ever think about how we made a word specifically for how snakes move? Like name me another animal that slithers.
I'm min-maxing LinkedIn; I'm getting so many points
October 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm min-maxing LinkedIn; I'm getting so many points
Everyone who knows me, and doesn't ask to receive my monthly zine stabs a dagger into my back 🤪
October 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Everyone who knows me, and doesn't ask to receive my monthly zine stabs a dagger into my back 🤪
Jester, like the clown; Sword, like the weapon.
October 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Jester, like the clown; Sword, like the weapon.
I'm Sisyphusing my baby by moving the toy he's trying to get behind him, and then when he turns around to get it, I move it again.
September 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm Sisyphusing my baby by moving the toy he's trying to get behind him, and then when he turns around to get it, I move it again.