Joseph, Snorlax Enthusiast
@oberynomega.bsky.social
Twitter wouldn't let me change my icon to a close-up shot of Snorlax's face, so I came here instead.
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GoblinHeath referred me
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GoblinHeath referred me
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IDK I haven't posted a picture of myself here in... Ever?
Anyway, me. And shark.
Anyway, me. And shark.
Christmas movie viewings so far this year:
- Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
- The Little Drummer Boy
- The Cricket on the Hearth
- 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
- The Year Without a Santa Claus
- The First Christmas
- Frosty's Winter Wonderland
- Rudolph's Shiny New Year
- Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
- The Little Drummer Boy
- The Cricket on the Hearth
- 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
- The Year Without a Santa Claus
- The First Christmas
- Frosty's Winter Wonderland
- Rudolph's Shiny New Year
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Christmas movie viewings so far this year:
- Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
- The Little Drummer Boy
- The Cricket on the Hearth
- 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
- The Year Without a Santa Claus
- The First Christmas
- Frosty's Winter Wonderland
- Rudolph's Shiny New Year
- Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
- The Little Drummer Boy
- The Cricket on the Hearth
- 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
- The Year Without a Santa Claus
- The First Christmas
- Frosty's Winter Wonderland
- Rudolph's Shiny New Year
Truly, nothing kills the holiday spirit quite like working in retail. Hard to even be optimistic about it right now.
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Truly, nothing kills the holiday spirit quite like working in retail. Hard to even be optimistic about it right now.
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
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@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Found this at a local used book store in Portland. Any idea if it's legit?
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Found this at a local used book store in Portland. Any idea if it's legit?
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Not my day
Brake pads are bad on my car, so I tried to go get new ones and my tire needed air, so I inflated it, and when I got back in my car, the battery was dead.
And the paycheck I needed to pay for all this didn't come through and Venmo is down so I can't get paid that way, either...
Brake pads are bad on my car, so I tried to go get new ones and my tire needed air, so I inflated it, and when I got back in my car, the battery was dead.
And the paycheck I needed to pay for all this didn't come through and Venmo is down so I can't get paid that way, either...
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Not my day
Brake pads are bad on my car, so I tried to go get new ones and my tire needed air, so I inflated it, and when I got back in my car, the battery was dead.
And the paycheck I needed to pay for all this didn't come through and Venmo is down so I can't get paid that way, either...
Brake pads are bad on my car, so I tried to go get new ones and my tire needed air, so I inflated it, and when I got back in my car, the battery was dead.
And the paycheck I needed to pay for all this didn't come through and Venmo is down so I can't get paid that way, either...
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
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In the tutorial for Kingdom Hearts, in the middle of telling you critical things like how to move, jump, attack, and interact, the game tells you that breaking crates can sometimes give you items. This happens literally 0 times after the tutorial. Not even one additional time.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
In the tutorial for Kingdom Hearts, in the middle of telling you critical things like how to move, jump, attack, and interact, the game tells you that breaking crates can sometimes give you items. This happens literally 0 times after the tutorial. Not even one additional time.
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I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
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Need someone to buy me Chinese
October 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Need someone to buy me Chinese
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October 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Did they ever patch the Witch Crest + Mirrors + Injector Band bug in Silksong? Would love to use it, but it doesn't/wasn't work/ing properly 😔
October 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Did they ever patch the Witch Crest + Mirrors + Injector Band bug in Silksong? Would love to use it, but it doesn't/wasn't work/ing properly 😔
It's that time of year again when I buy an unnecessary number of kids meals at Wendy's trying to collect all of the vinyl Frosty Frights figures (and the neon variants!)
October 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's that time of year again when I buy an unnecessary number of kids meals at Wendy's trying to collect all of the vinyl Frosty Frights figures (and the neon variants!)
Not me, a person in a happy committed relationship, being jealous over others on Blue.Sky for their happy committed relationships 😂
October 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Not me, a person in a happy committed relationship, being jealous over others on Blue.Sky for their happy committed relationships 😂
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Hornet is ready for winter
October 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hornet is ready for winter
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I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
Me, fighting (and losing to) the final boss of Silksong for the 20th time: Should I... Buy Hades II??
October 4, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Me, fighting (and losing to) the final boss of Silksong for the 20th time: Should I... Buy Hades II??
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a spider can fly on a current of air
September 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
a spider can fly on a current of air
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The ride never ends
September 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The ride never ends