Joseph, Snorlax Enthusiast
@oberynomega.bsky.social
Twitter wouldn't let me change my icon to a close-up shot of Snorlax's face, so I came here instead.
35 | He/Him | Queer
GoblinHeath referred me
35 | He/Him | Queer
GoblinHeath referred me
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Found this at a local used book store in Portland. Any idea if it's legit?
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Found this at a local used book store in Portland. Any idea if it's legit?
They gave me all the years they stole from you (I'm 35)
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
They gave me all the years they stole from you (I'm 35)
OMG twinnnns
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
OMG twinnnns
It's that time of year again when I buy an unnecessary number of kids meals at Wendy's trying to collect all of the vinyl Frosty Frights figures (and the neon variants!)
October 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's that time of year again when I buy an unnecessary number of kids meals at Wendy's trying to collect all of the vinyl Frosty Frights figures (and the neon variants!)
"Pokopia Bulbasaur watching a human grow vine arms and pull grass out of the ground" is my new fav react image.
September 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"Pokopia Bulbasaur watching a human grow vine arms and pull grass out of the ground" is my new fav react image.
Screaming crying throwing up
September 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Screaming crying throwing up
Today was a good day. Met my bf's parents and they seemed to like me. His mom bought me a stuffed koi at the Japanese Garden cause I said I wished I could pet the real koi. Had lunch at Palomar in Portland had the lechon asado and met the head chef. Life goal achieved.
September 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Today was a good day. Met my bf's parents and they seemed to like me. His mom bought me a stuffed koi at the Japanese Garden cause I said I wished I could pet the real koi. Had lunch at Palomar in Portland had the lechon asado and met the head chef. Life goal achieved.
You: "I can't believe $9 worth of gacha is enough to make you deliriously happy all day 😐"
Me: "I can't believe $9 worth of gacha is enough to make me deliriously happy all day ☺️"
Me: "I can't believe $9 worth of gacha is enough to make me deliriously happy all day ☺️"
August 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
You: "I can't believe $9 worth of gacha is enough to make you deliriously happy all day 😐"
Me: "I can't believe $9 worth of gacha is enough to make me deliriously happy all day ☺️"
Me: "I can't believe $9 worth of gacha is enough to make me deliriously happy all day ☺️"
"The drain on the cooler is messed up and keeps leaking onto the floor. Can you look at it?"
"Yep, fixed"
"Yep, fixed"
August 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"The drain on the cooler is messed up and keeps leaking onto the floor. Can you look at it?"
"Yep, fixed"
"Yep, fixed"
Mini-est I could find on short notice lol
August 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Mini-est I could find on short notice lol
Hershey really said "This one is for the freaks"
July 31, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Hershey really said "This one is for the freaks"
@azeldraws.bsky.social Care to explain??
July 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@azeldraws.bsky.social Care to explain??
RIP she got so many compliments 😔
July 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
RIP she got so many compliments 😔
Every big toothbrush deserves to find their lil toothbrush 🥺
July 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Every big toothbrush deserves to find their lil toothbrush 🥺
Ok guys, I got that Monkey Whatever Banana everyone is talking about!
July 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Ok guys, I got that Monkey Whatever Banana everyone is talking about!
That's just what you said inside the book 😁
July 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
That's just what you said inside the book 😁
Finally the proud owner of all three years of Blind Alley by @kumerish.bsky.social. So happy to have come across this gem of a comic years ago, and so excited to see where it goes. ❤️
July 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Finally the proud owner of all three years of Blind Alley by @kumerish.bsky.social. So happy to have come across this gem of a comic years ago, and so excited to see where it goes. ❤️
A series of adorable animals to soothe the soul
June 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A series of adorable animals to soothe the soul
Was having a depression spiral and my boyfriend came over and took care of me and helped me shower and brush my teeth and leave my house, then he treated me to a ton of conveyor belt sushi and we got this little sushi plate gacha and I've never felt more loved 🥺
June 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Was having a depression spiral and my boyfriend came over and took care of me and helped me shower and brush my teeth and leave my house, then he treated me to a ton of conveyor belt sushi and we got this little sushi plate gacha and I've never felt more loved 🥺
Today, don't forget to share a Coke with all of the Granthams in your life. ❤️
May 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Today, don't forget to share a Coke with all of the Granthams in your life. ❤️
Your enthusiasm somehow summons animals to be photographed by me
May 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Your enthusiasm somehow summons animals to be photographed by me
Speaking of silhouettes, saw a coyote last night!
May 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Speaking of silhouettes, saw a coyote last night!
If this was a better camera this would have been a good picture of a hummingbird
May 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If this was a better camera this would have been a good picture of a hummingbird
Found a turntable at Goodwill for $25 and while my expectations weren't super high, it works and sounds great!
It's my first one! Now I want a ton more vinyls ❤️
It's my first one! Now I want a ton more vinyls ❤️
May 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Found a turntable at Goodwill for $25 and while my expectations weren't super high, it works and sounds great!
It's my first one! Now I want a ton more vinyls ❤️
It's my first one! Now I want a ton more vinyls ❤️
Wait I gotchu
May 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Wait I gotchu