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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER
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#WEATHER FORECASTS AND OTHER SHIT FOR NEW YORK CITY ( MANHATTAN / BROOKLYN / THE BRONX / QUEENS / STATEN ISLAND #NYC ).
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nycweather.bsky.social
NYC JFC IT COLD. FUCKING BRRR. WE MAY NOT SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF FREEZING TODAY. CAN BARELY TYPE. FINGERS STIFF. TEETH CHATTERING. SOMEBBBODY MAKE IT STOPPP

MON: 32°/22°
TUE: 36°/34°
WED: 46°/39° EVENING RAIN
THU: 41°/30°
FRI: 39°/31°
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY HOLY MOTHERFUCKING BRRRRRRRR THE GOOD NEWS IS THIS IS AS COLD AS IT WILL GET THIS WEEKEND BUT, STILL, FUCK THIS WEATHER SQUARELY IN ITS FUCKING FACEHOLE.

FRI: 34°/32°
SAT: 42°/34°
SUN: 43°/31°
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY IS THIS NOT THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DREARY WAY TO START WINTER? FUCKING BLECH.

MON: 44°/34°
TUE: 41°/32° RAIN ALL DAY
WED: 42°/34°
THU: 41°/23°
FRI: 33°/31°
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA THE SAME OL SHIT THIS WEEK BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THERE’S A BANGING POST ON THE PARK SLOPE REDDIT, CHILD CARE IS SO REAL

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 50°
TUE: 50°
WED: 49°
THU: 51°
FRI: 56°

YOUR FUCKING BROOKLYN SWINGERS:
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
nycweather.bsky.social
FUCKING MEH.

FRI: 53°
SAT: 53°
SUN: 57°
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY WE'VE GOT SOME MILD FALL VIBES ON TAP FOR THE WEEK HELL YEAH GIVE ME 65 DEGREES GIMME A LIGHT JACKET AND PASS THE SPLIFF...

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 61°/50°
TUE: 62°/47°
WED: 67°/49°
THU: 56°/43°
FRI: 64°/56°
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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sidebangsmusic.com
Happy marathon day!
Marathon sign with a picture of Andrew Cuomo’s face that reads: How are you still running?!?!? (Sorry I was talking to Cuomo) Skeletons in front of a brownstone holding marathon signs that read “you’re killing it”, “NYC runners are bad to the bone”, “you’ve got more guts than me” and “one 26.2 I’m dead”
November 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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lisabdavidson.bsky.social
Some spicy ones at Mile 8 too!
NYC marathon signs reading "Here's that attention you ordered" and "If a marathon were easy it'd be called Your Mom"
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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gregpak.net
for real, this might be my favorite

just really straightforward, to the point, clear call to action

no notes
woman holding up a sign that just says "run"
November 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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sophiekrichevsky.bsky.social
If ya know ya know
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NYC WE ARE SETTLING INTO SOME CLASSIC NEW YORK CITY AUTUMN WEATHER HERE HOPE Y'ALL HAVE A SAFE N' SEXY HALLOWEEN HOPE Y'ALL GO VOTE ETC. ETC. ETC.

YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 58°/50°
SAT: 59°/47°
SUN: 61°/49°
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NYC, IT'S CHILLY IN THE MORNINGS AND SOME DAYS WON'T GET OUT OF THE 50s AND... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 🚨🚨WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL START OF NEW YORK CITY SWEATER WEATHER!🚨🚨

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 59°/47°
TUE: 60°/50°
WED: 58°/54°
THU: 64°/54° RAIN
FRI: 61°/50° SHOWERS
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY WE ARE ENTERING THE CHILLY PART OF FALL. PLUSSES: SWEATER WEATHER. MINUSES: FUCKING BRRRRRRRRRR.

YOUR WEEKEND WEATHER:
FRI: 63°/48°
SAT: 61°/48°
SUN: 59°/46°
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY, FALL IS IN FULL MOTHERFUCKING EFFECT! LET US REVEL YEA, BUT LET US REVEL WITH OUR LIGHT JACKETS ON.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 64°/52°
TUE: 70°/58° <-- PRIMO DAY
WED: 66°/51°
THU: 63°/48°
FRI: 63°/47°
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY ARE YOU READY FOR A MOTHERFUCKING CLASSIC FALL WEEKEND? ARE YOU READY TO GO WALK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PARK, SIPPING ON AUTUMNAL BEVERAGES AND SHIT?

YOUR FUCKING STUFF:
FRI: 66°/51°
SAT: 68°/57°
SUN: 74°/63°
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY THIS IS NOT IDYLLIC FALL WEATHER BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, A MERE MORTAL, GOING TO DO ABOUT IT.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 60° RAIN AND WIND MOST OF THE DAY
TUE: 64°
WED: 69°
THU: 64° THE SUN RETURNS. WYB SUN
FRI: 64°
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY... SOME CLASSIC SHITTY FALL WEATHER COMING OUR WAY. DREARY, DISMAL, DAMP... DAMMIT.

YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 65°/58°
SAT: 70°/62° MORNING RAIN
SUN: 65°/59° RAIN MOST OF THE DAY
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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rickpaulas.bsky.social
Loops, a serialized walking audio mystery through Prospect Park. Part 1 out now. Sound on. loopsprospectpark.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY THIS AIN'T OCTOBER NOW BUT IT WILL BE BY WEDNESDAY. BRING IT ON! #FUCKYESFALL

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 81°/66°
TUE: 82°/69°
WED: 71°/51°
THU: 63°/49°
FRI: 67°/55°
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY I FUCKING LOVE MORNINGS LIKE THIS AND THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'VE GOT A LOT MORE OF THEM ON THE WAY.

YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 75°/59° PERFECTION
SAT: 83°/64° PRETTY DAMN GOOD
SUN: 83°/61° NO COMPLAINTS
October 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY, WE'VE GOT TWO DAYS OF 80 DEGREE SHIT AND THEN LET THE GOOD TIMES MOTHERFUCKING ROLLLLLLLLLLL

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 81°
TUE: 84°
WED: 71° YES TO THIS
THU: 69° NICE
FRI: 75° FUCK YEAAAAA
September 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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katchin05.blacksky.app
Dusted by a man in brunch boots and a wool coat, didn’t even rattle his wine bag too much!
moreandagain.me Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · Sep 22
You think this man is running a 17-minute mile?
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY, FALL LOOKS MOTHERFUCKING GOOD ON YOU. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, IT SPARKLES, I LOVE IT, BRING IT ON BRING IT THE FUCK ONNNNNNN.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 76°
TUE: 82°
WED: 79°
THU: 77° RAIN
FRI: 79°
September 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY SURE IT'S A LIL' TOASTY TODAY BUT LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WEEKEND, WILL YOU? LIKE DIAMOND, LIKE MOTHERFUCKING 50 CARAT DIAMOND. WE OWE THE WEATHER GODS EVERYTHING (I.E. ENTHUSIASTIC RIM JOBS AND SPLIFFS).

FRI: 86°/63°
SAT: 75°/61°
SUN: 73°/59°
September 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
nycweather.bsky.social
NEW YORK CITY... IT’S PRETTY NICE OUT THESE DAYS, BUT I WANT MORE. MAYBE YOU WANT MORE TOO. TUESDAY, YOU’RE PERFECT. WEDNESDAY I COULD DO WITHOUT THE RAIN. FRIDAY, TOO HOT. SHIT LIKE THAT.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 81°
TUE: 76°
WED: 71° SHOWERS ALL DAY
THU: 80°
FRI: 86°
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM