Pokemon Wielder Donald
@nwrdonald.bsky.social
Guy who posts a lot of news for Nintendo World Report (est. 1999). Dreading the enshittification of the Switch eShop. He/him, ace/aro
I guess that makes me the Nintendo Bastard.
The only way to not let being a hater destroy you is to be very sentimental and loving of those closest to you, there must be balance or otherwise you’re just The Tech Bastard
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I guess that makes me the Nintendo Bastard.
The Nintendo Today "Games released on this date" is particularly stacked today: the Super Famicom, Link to the Past, Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire... and also Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival, so no joy there.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The Nintendo Today "Games released on this date" is particularly stacked today: the Super Famicom, Link to the Past, Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire... and also Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival, so no joy there.
I remember someone playing this game in an IRC room, running into their first Wurmple, and freaking out about catching "Assbug".
On this day in 2002, 23 years ago, Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire were first released.
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
www.serebii.net/rubysapphire/
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
www.serebii.net/rubysapphire/
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I remember someone playing this game in an IRC room, running into their first Wurmple, and freaking out about catching "Assbug".
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I hope GameChat has taken lessons from XBLA Uno. Specifically in the area of phallus prevention.
"No one will play Uno! On a console, really? Why bother?" - Looking back at Uno, the Xbox Live Arcade hit that thrust social play onto the 360 generation www.eurogamer.net/no-one-will-...
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I hope GameChat has taken lessons from XBLA Uno. Specifically in the area of phallus prevention.
Kinda hoping Fire Emblem Shadows skips right to adding Panther as a unit, not gonna lie.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kinda hoping Fire Emblem Shadows skips right to adding Panther as a unit, not gonna lie.
And thus "gets gold medal temporarily stripped for marijuana use" is no longer the worst drug related event involving a Canadian Olympic snowboarder.
Ryan Wedding: Olympic snowboarder-turned-drug kingpin charged with murder, say US officials
Investigators accuse former Olympian Ryan Wedding of being a "modern-day iteration" of Pablo Escobar.
www.bbc.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
And thus "gets gold medal temporarily stripped for marijuana use" is no longer the worst drug related event involving a Canadian Olympic snowboarder.
"I'm concerned that you're getting in the way of free expression by both myself as a consumer and my friends as producers of LGBT+ content."
yellat.money
yellat.money
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"I'm concerned that you're getting in the way of free expression by both myself as a consumer and my friends as producers of LGBT+ content."
yellat.money
yellat.money
So is the most accurate name for the Switch Uno version of today's Bamco announcement "Tales of Berseria Demastered"?
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
So is the most accurate name for the Switch Uno version of today's Bamco announcement "Tales of Berseria Demastered"?
Hey-o
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hey-o
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If you're wondering how this feral cat got a Mega Evolution in Legends: Z-A, its name literally is Z to A: meet Mega Zeraora.
Mythical Pokemon Zeraora To Receive Mega Evolution In Legends Z-A Mega Dimension Expansion - News
www.nintendoworldreport.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you're wondering how this feral cat got a Mega Evolution in Legends: Z-A, its name literally is Z to A: meet Mega Zeraora.
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Good day!
Part 73 of my look at the world of wrestling in 1990 is now available!
Sarge goes full Iraqi sympathizer, Hot Stuff wins a car, Scott Steiner continues Running the Gauntlet, I talk way too much about the Maritimes, and more!
#wrestlesky 🤼
ryehenmac84.substack.com/p/ryan-navig...
Part 73 of my look at the world of wrestling in 1990 is now available!
Sarge goes full Iraqi sympathizer, Hot Stuff wins a car, Scott Steiner continues Running the Gauntlet, I talk way too much about the Maritimes, and more!
#wrestlesky 🤼
ryehenmac84.substack.com/p/ryan-navig...
Ryan Navigates '90 - #73 (9/22)
Medals, money laundering, and the Maritimes
ryehenmac84.substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Good day!
Part 73 of my look at the world of wrestling in 1990 is now available!
Sarge goes full Iraqi sympathizer, Hot Stuff wins a car, Scott Steiner continues Running the Gauntlet, I talk way too much about the Maritimes, and more!
#wrestlesky 🤼
ryehenmac84.substack.com/p/ryan-navig...
Part 73 of my look at the world of wrestling in 1990 is now available!
Sarge goes full Iraqi sympathizer, Hot Stuff wins a car, Scott Steiner continues Running the Gauntlet, I talk way too much about the Maritimes, and more!
#wrestlesky 🤼
ryehenmac84.substack.com/p/ryan-navig...
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
So you're telling me all of the shit writing in Fire Emblem Heroes the last 8.75 years is because it was written by a nine year old-presenting bored god?
(Also, Ash Ketchum declared Ragnarok.)
(Also, Ash Ketchum declared Ragnarok.)
Ragnarök's Harbinger (Fire Emblem Heroes)
YouTube video by Nintendo Mobile
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So you're telling me all of the shit writing in Fire Emblem Heroes the last 8.75 years is because it was written by a nine year old-presenting bored god?
(Also, Ash Ketchum declared Ragnarok.)
(Also, Ash Ketchum declared Ragnarok.)
There is nothing related to The Keighley Wank that should be construed as "leaking", the show itself is doing that.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There is nothing related to The Keighley Wank that should be construed as "leaking", the show itself is doing that.
Wish I was good enough at parody to do the "Poob Has It For You" post for Steam key sellers.
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Wish I was good enough at parody to do the "Poob Has It For You" post for Steam key sellers.
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Metroid Prime 4: Beyond implies the existence of Metroid Prime 2: Bed and Metroid Prime 3: Bath.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond implies the existence of Metroid Prime 2: Bed and Metroid Prime 3: Bath.
I haven't read the Bible in a while, but I'm pretty sure parts of both Testaments would call this bullshit.
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I haven't read the Bible in a while, but I'm pretty sure parts of both Testaments would call this bullshit.
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Time to start ironically liking Myles and demanding amiibo, on the Smash roster, things of that nature
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Time to start ironically liking Myles and demanding amiibo, on the Smash roster, things of that nature
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He does this every Friday.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
He does this every Friday.
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Yeah, possibly.
Metroid is to software what the Steam Deck is to hardware.
Metroid is to software what the Steam Deck is to hardware.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Yeah, possibly.
Metroid is to software what the Steam Deck is to hardware.
Metroid is to software what the Steam Deck is to hardware.
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Metroid may lead all franchises in Discourse:Sales ratio.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Metroid may lead all franchises in Discourse:Sales ratio.
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Everyone deserves health care, housing, and UBI regardless of whether they live in a red or blue state.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Everyone deserves health care, housing, and UBI regardless of whether they live in a red or blue state.
Oh, so they're FUCKED fucked.
Ubisoft just postponed its earnings report and halted the trading of its shares. Unclear why at this point but could indicate a major announcement related to the company.
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Oh, so they're FUCKED fucked.