So today I decided to go to Walmart (I know, I know) to get some summers eve. It was locked up and I had to get a worker to open the case. Like, how many cleptos have itchy vaginas out there? Is this a real problem? Does anyone have this on their 2025 bingo card?

I have been having strange dreams that have included my mother who has passed, on mother's day 2 years ago. Let's see if this helps. Thank you, #hualapia people, for sharing your culture with us.

Is there no purpose under which 99.9% of Americans can unite? What about preserving the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights?

The willful ignorance on other social media platforms (meta *cough*) makes my head hurt.

I'm just going to throw this out to the general public. Stop asking nurses what hours they work, where they live, etc. I understand I am taking care of you at a very vulnerable time in your life, but that does not give you the right to ask me very personal questions about myself.

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

I believe this is semi accurate.

Feeling good again. Lost 4 pant sizes in 8 months.

The only thing that's keeping me sane is The Legend of Zelda:Tears of the Kingdom.