Nước Mắmita
@nuocmamita.bsky.social
And I do my little turn, on the catwalk
Andre3000 need to drop a kazoo album next.
May 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Andre3000 need to drop a kazoo album next.
Now's a really bad time to have to pee
April 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Now's a really bad time to have to pee
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The art of cracking a joke mid-meltdown.
April 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The art of cracking a joke mid-meltdown.
I don't use a scrub daddy to clean my dishes bc honestly, it has a very punchable face.
March 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I don't use a scrub daddy to clean my dishes bc honestly, it has a very punchable face.
A college kid yesterday told his server that his "hat was hard" after asking if they sell it....and that sent me on a spiral all morning.
March 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A college kid yesterday told his server that his "hat was hard" after asking if they sell it....and that sent me on a spiral all morning.
"You shall not pass" should be a new slogan campaign idea for Squatty Potty targeting travelers.
March 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"You shall not pass" should be a new slogan campaign idea for Squatty Potty targeting travelers.
Happy Valentine's Day
February 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Happy Valentine's Day
HAHAHAHAHAHA :existential crisis-ly:
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA :existential crisis-ly:
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Shout out to web developers for creating SVG so I can rip logos for clients who send me the one from their e-mail signature.
February 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Shout out to web developers for creating SVG so I can rip logos for clients who send me the one from their e-mail signature.
A jazz rendition of Outkast's So Fresh So Clean would fix at least 99% of my problems.
Finding a job is the 1%.
Finding a job is the 1%.
February 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A jazz rendition of Outkast's So Fresh So Clean would fix at least 99% of my problems.
Finding a job is the 1%.
Finding a job is the 1%.
Do not. I repeat...do not watch Arrested Development while your dentist is drilling into your tooth.
You're one chortle away from a crisis.
You're one chortle away from a crisis.
February 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Do not. I repeat...do not watch Arrested Development while your dentist is drilling into your tooth.
You're one chortle away from a crisis.
You're one chortle away from a crisis.
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demanding ransoms but allowing NET-30
February 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
demanding ransoms but allowing NET-30
If I ever trip on acid, please no one show me a photo of Benedict Cumberbatch.
January 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If I ever trip on acid, please no one show me a photo of Benedict Cumberbatch.
Unexplained bruises? How about unexplained paper cuts?
January 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Unexplained bruises? How about unexplained paper cuts?
Today is very much a Tenacious D's "take 2 chicken mcnuggets...and PUT IT UP YOUR ASS" type of energy.
January 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Today is very much a Tenacious D's "take 2 chicken mcnuggets...and PUT IT UP YOUR ASS" type of energy.