mel
nukrad.bsky.social
mel
@nukrad.bsky.social
it’s saturday, or as i like to call it, wednesday 🔻
they/them - 19
the people are yearning for the kind and generous jams of Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
January 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
i am on this website for jon bois
November 25, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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dare i be so bold to propose that for the 2028 election democrats select a 0% hitler to run for president?
November 7, 2024 at 8:55 PM
guess not yet
did they fuck up this app
October 18, 2024 at 2:14 PM
did they fuck up this app
January 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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aaaah. i see. the iron dome is the resistance flying the x-wings, and the palestinian children whose water and electricity has been shut off is the death star…it’s coming together now
October 14, 2023 at 3:09 PM
i post on bluesky when i feel like i need to see notifications
September 5, 2023 at 3:06 PM
nukrad !!!!!!!!!!
August 15, 2023 at 2:51 AM
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August 13, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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It makes so much sense that I’m eligible for a free iPhone upgrade. I’ve been such a good girl
August 13, 2023 at 9:41 PM
hey guys what’s the least amount of like, full meals you would kill someone for
July 27, 2023 at 9:50 PM
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July 24, 2023 at 7:23 PM
guy who’s scared of ten thousand wasps: oh no i hope ten thousand wasps don’t appear
ten thousand wasps: hi
July 8, 2023 at 7:08 AM
blue sky : ^ )
July 7, 2023 at 5:19 AM
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bryan from family guy: i’m writing my novel

guy from the suburbs who watches his ring camera 6 hours a day: why does that woke dog talk

elon musk: there is a tiny possibility there is more to this story than meets the eye
July 3, 2023 at 4:12 PM
hey guys i’ve been meaning to ask this for a while where the FUCK is denver on a map.
July 3, 2023 at 5:49 PM
guys idk why they let me on here but they did so we win these
July 2, 2023 at 12:20 AM