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Todd Sideways - 2%
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He/Him. Free me from the shackles of my car and let me take a bus dammit
Arsène Lupin strikes again
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Deleting Facebook actually felt so good. I barely used it anyway but whenever I had to interact with it I was always stunned by how much slop is on there.
September 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Conservative Fascist cockroaches hate the taste of their own lead.
September 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
They way i only like silly little videos on tiktok and the algorithm responds by say "wow you must really want videos on gaza" " I can tell based on the video of a cat falling off a dresser that your really craving that genocidal flavor to savor"
July 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Time to go to work in the shit factory!
June 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Baseball would become the most watch sport in the US again if they let the dugouts clear out and they beat the shit out of eachother again I swear.
June 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Everytime some tells me to "stay safe" i feel 5% less safe like safe from what? Is someone out there causing harm? A bear perhaps?
May 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The Maple leafs hate to see Brad Marchand in game 7 no matter the context
May 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
If you dont like baseball your a fascist simple as that
May 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I want to ride my bike to work so bad but my city genuinely would rather a person just get run over than provide safe biking infrastructure
April 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Tim, looking at google image photos of uncle o’grimacey: “I hate this”
February 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I think its really fucked up theres been 4 plane crashes the lear i have to take my first plane ride. Not very cash money
February 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I swear to god if trump fucks with my ability to listen to NPR and watch PBS ill go genuinely ape shit
February 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Exercising sucks wth
January 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Id pay a million dollars to not hear merry Christmas anymore and weve still got 5 days of this left
December 20, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Time for that classic period of New England winter where lifetime residence are shocked by how cold it is for some fuckin reason.
December 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
You can always tell when someone says merry Christmas for political reasons cause they say it with a weird amount of disdain
December 20, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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When someone tells you they want to swallow your entire dick BELIEVE THEM
December 4, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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Time to go to work in the shit factory!
December 2, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.
November 30, 2024 at 11:13 PM
The residents of my city are so miserable theyd rather spend time nitpicking everything wrong with a local business than support them. And then blame liberal governments for their failure and claim that the city is "dying" as a result.
November 28, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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Love LOVE this but are those 12’ lanes?
The future of urban mobility is already among us 👇👇
November 28, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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Love to get YouTube comments from federal agencies
November 28, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Himbledy bimbledy
November 26, 2024 at 12:48 PM