Cervando Bañuelos II
@nuclearfarmboy.malicious.pro
Professional warranty voider, hackerman, bard, and lover of lunch time. Clicking on my own malware by accident since 2015. Former Red Team Lead @BirdApp
Check out:
https://malicious.pro
https://TedCruzEsElAsesinoDelZodiaco.com
Check out:
https://malicious.pro
https://TedCruzEsElAsesinoDelZodiaco.com
it’s not my bash history, it’s my:
August 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
it’s not my bash history, it’s my:
I am going to start my sprint planning meetings by having everyone roll for initiative from now on.
August 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I am going to start my sprint planning meetings by having everyone roll for initiative from now on.
Message I sent my wife at 4:33 AM:
“next time i’m at costco picking up a hot dog imma describe it as “picking up a hottie at the club””
“next time i’m at costco picking up a hot dog imma describe it as “picking up a hottie at the club””
May 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Message I sent my wife at 4:33 AM:
“next time i’m at costco picking up a hot dog imma describe it as “picking up a hottie at the club””
“next time i’m at costco picking up a hot dog imma describe it as “picking up a hottie at the club””
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BREAKING: Trade deal reached with Zamunda. Prince Akeem having brokered the deal after long negotiations with the Trump administration quoted as saying: “No journey is too great when one finds what he seeks.” Zamunda-connected restaurant chain McDowell’s to open locations in Trump hotels worldwide.
May 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
BREAKING: Trade deal reached with Zamunda. Prince Akeem having brokered the deal after long negotiations with the Trump administration quoted as saying: “No journey is too great when one finds what he seeks.” Zamunda-connected restaurant chain McDowell’s to open locations in Trump hotels worldwide.
it’s officially launched! it was super exciting to have been a part of this! ir.aurora.tech/news-events/...
Aurora Begins Commercial Driverless Trucking in Texas, Ushering in a New Era of Freight
With roundtrip driverless hauls between Dallas and Houston occurring on a regular basis, the company is the first to deploy a self-driving class…...
ir.aurora.tech
May 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
it’s officially launched! it was super exciting to have been a part of this! ir.aurora.tech/news-events/...
8 Bitcoins should be called a Bytecoin. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
April 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
8 Bitcoins should be called a Bytecoin. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
my cybersecurity take of the day: JWTs should be pronounced as “Jigga Watts”
April 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
my cybersecurity take of the day: JWTs should be pronounced as “Jigga Watts”
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April 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
#ElonMusk realizing there was a group chat without him: #IThinkYouShouldLeave
March 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
#ElonMusk realizing there was a group chat without him: #IThinkYouShouldLeave
LinkedIn tagline: "globally sought after cybersecurity expert"
reality: "wanted by the IRS for tax fraud on TurboTax"
reality: "wanted by the IRS for tax fraud on TurboTax"
February 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
LinkedIn tagline: "globally sought after cybersecurity expert"
reality: "wanted by the IRS for tax fraud on TurboTax"
reality: "wanted by the IRS for tax fraud on TurboTax"
Looking for Crypto Advice? Well today’s your lucky day! Here’s my recommendation of the day: don’t use MD5 for your hashing, use SHA-256 to ensure higher security in your application. #Crypto #Cryptography
February 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Looking for Crypto Advice? Well today’s your lucky day! Here’s my recommendation of the day: don’t use MD5 for your hashing, use SHA-256 to ensure higher security in your application. #Crypto #Cryptography
January 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Took me 10 months but finally got around to finish writing my blog post on reversing a malicious Excel macro!
malicious.pro/post/macro_r...
malicious.pro/post/macro_r...
Watching My Macros
For once I am trying to look at a malware dropper in Excel rather than trying to write it.
malicious.pro
January 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Took me 10 months but finally got around to finish writing my blog post on reversing a malicious Excel macro!
malicious.pro/post/macro_r...
malicious.pro/post/macro_r...
Rafael, eres un pendejo.
#TedCruzEsUnPendejo
#TedCruzEsUnPendejo
January 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Rafael, eres un pendejo.
#TedCruzEsUnPendejo
#TedCruzEsUnPendejo
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Colombia: We're not taking shackled detainees returned on military flights. Transport them with dignity
Trump: Trade war!
Colombia: OK
Trump: Fine, no more shackled detainees returned on military flights
Colombia: Good. Was that so hard?
Trump: They gave in!
Trump: Trade war!
Colombia: OK
Trump: Fine, no more shackled detainees returned on military flights
Colombia: Good. Was that so hard?
Trump: They gave in!
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Colombia: We're not taking shackled detainees returned on military flights. Transport them with dignity
Trump: Trade war!
Colombia: OK
Trump: Fine, no more shackled detainees returned on military flights
Colombia: Good. Was that so hard?
Trump: They gave in!
Trump: Trade war!
Colombia: OK
Trump: Fine, no more shackled detainees returned on military flights
Colombia: Good. Was that so hard?
Trump: They gave in!
With todays news about ICE raids, please help people get access to these cards so that they know their rights. The ILRC has them in many lther languages too www.ilrc.org/red-cards-ta...
January 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
With todays news about ICE raids, please help people get access to these cards so that they know their rights. The ILRC has them in many lther languages too www.ilrc.org/red-cards-ta...
Sometimes a soundtrack can change the entire vibe. #SpaceX #Helldivers
January 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Sometimes a soundtrack can change the entire vibe. #SpaceX #Helldivers
does anyone REALLY use AT&T syntax in assembly? be honest with me and yourselves.
January 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
does anyone REALLY use AT&T syntax in assembly? be honest with me and yourselves.
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
Coincidence?
TedCruzEsElAsesinoDelZodiaco.com
TedCruzEsElAsesinoDelZodiaco.com
December 3, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Coincidence?
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It’s that time of year again, the Humble Bundle hacking book bundle is available! This year is very malware heavy and also has The Ghidra Book to get you started in your reversing journey!
Humble Tech Book Bundle: Hacking 2024 by No Starch
Level up your hacking and skills with this tech bundle from No Starch. Learn to protect yourself and others! Pay what you want & support charity!
www.humblebundle.com
December 2, 2024 at 7:31 PM
It’s that time of year again, the Humble Bundle hacking book bundle is available! This year is very malware heavy and also has The Ghidra Book to get you started in your reversing journey!