Carly
@nuclearcarly.bsky.social
Philly sports and politics. War is bad, actually
she/her 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
she/her 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
You made Jerry Jones HAPPY!!!
Unforgivable. Go home and think about what you’ve done. Shame.
Unforgivable. Go home and think about what you’ve done. Shame.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
You made Jerry Jones HAPPY!!!
Unforgivable. Go home and think about what you’ve done. Shame.
Unforgivable. Go home and think about what you’ve done. Shame.
lol that fucking sucks
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
lol that fucking sucks
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November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ok now try not to fucking fumble again, fellas
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Ok now try not to fucking fumble again, fellas
Eagles, don’t do this to us
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Eagles, don’t do this to us
If I ever became super rich, I’d pay really good money to punch Tom Brady in the face
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If I ever became super rich, I’d pay really good money to punch Tom Brady in the face
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Turns out everyone on Twitter were from like a few countries outside the US.
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Turns out everyone on Twitter were from like a few countries outside the US.
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
Bro is like “ouch, my pancreas”
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bro is like “ouch, my pancreas”
Just dig a hole in the field and bury them in it
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just dig a hole in the field and bury them in it
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Always respect people's sobriety.
It's their business and not yours. If they want to share why then they will. Otherwise respect it and don't be a dork about it.
It's their business and not yours. If they want to share why then they will. Otherwise respect it and don't be a dork about it.
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Always respect people's sobriety.
It's their business and not yours. If they want to share why then they will. Otherwise respect it and don't be a dork about it.
It's their business and not yours. If they want to share why then they will. Otherwise respect it and don't be a dork about it.
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Go birds! 🦅
$93,962!!!! Amazing!!!!!!
So many smiles, so many wishes granted. So much love!!!!
Thank you @treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social & all your beautiful friends!
$93,962!!!! Amazing!!!!!!
So many smiles, so many wishes granted. So much love!!!!
Thank you @treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social & all your beautiful friends!
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Go birds! 🦅
$93,962!!!! Amazing!!!!!!
So many smiles, so many wishes granted. So much love!!!!
Thank you @treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social & all your beautiful friends!
$93,962!!!! Amazing!!!!!!
So many smiles, so many wishes granted. So much love!!!!
Thank you @treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social & all your beautiful friends!
Every wish granted leads to bubble guts for Dallas. Pass it on
For Immediate Release:
Yes we are leading a fundraising drive for @onesimplewish.bsky.social (link in my feed) while I am also wishing diarrhea on Dallas and all of their fans go birds get to $100k
Yes we are leading a fundraising drive for @onesimplewish.bsky.social (link in my feed) while I am also wishing diarrhea on Dallas and all of their fans go birds get to $100k
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Every wish granted leads to bubble guts for Dallas. Pass it on
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For Immediate Release:
Yes we are leading a fundraising drive for @onesimplewish.bsky.social (link in my feed) while I am also wishing diarrhea on Dallas and all of their fans go birds get to $100k
Yes we are leading a fundraising drive for @onesimplewish.bsky.social (link in my feed) while I am also wishing diarrhea on Dallas and all of their fans go birds get to $100k
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
For Immediate Release:
Yes we are leading a fundraising drive for @onesimplewish.bsky.social (link in my feed) while I am also wishing diarrhea on Dallas and all of their fans go birds get to $100k
Yes we are leading a fundraising drive for @onesimplewish.bsky.social (link in my feed) while I am also wishing diarrhea on Dallas and all of their fans go birds get to $100k
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I’m hearing from a reliable source that Jerry Jones HATES charitable giving and that for every wish fulfilled today the Cowboys owner will get 1% madder, nuder, and redder while the Eagles steamroll his ass in Dallas.
Just something I’m hearing. Go birds.
Just something I’m hearing. Go birds.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m hearing from a reliable source that Jerry Jones HATES charitable giving and that for every wish fulfilled today the Cowboys owner will get 1% madder, nuder, and redder while the Eagles steamroll his ass in Dallas.
Just something I’m hearing. Go birds.
Just something I’m hearing. Go birds.
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FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
FIGHT EAGLES FIGHT
SCORE A TOUCHDOWN 1 2 3
HIT ‘EM LOW
HIT ‘EM HIGH
AND WATCH OUR EAGLES FIGHT
FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! 🦅
GO BIRDS 💚
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
FIGHT EAGLES FIGHT
SCORE A TOUCHDOWN 1 2 3
HIT ‘EM LOW
HIT ‘EM HIGH
AND WATCH OUR EAGLES FIGHT
FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! 🦅
GO BIRDS 💚
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
FIGHT EAGLES FIGHT
SCORE A TOUCHDOWN 1 2 3
HIT ‘EM LOW
HIT ‘EM HIGH
AND WATCH OUR EAGLES FIGHT
FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! 🦅
GO BIRDS 💚
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
FIGHT EAGLES FIGHT
SCORE A TOUCHDOWN 1 2 3
HIT ‘EM LOW
HIT ‘EM HIGH
AND WATCH OUR EAGLES FIGHT
FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! 🦅
GO BIRDS 💚
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The family of @treblaw.bsky.social begging local authorities to use non-lethal interventions
There's a guy toasting an English muffin screaming to all who will listen that Eagles fans have taken over the Hampton Inn and Suites DFW Airport South.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The family of @treblaw.bsky.social begging local authorities to use non-lethal interventions
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Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
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Update: Kateri got the Switch!! @itsthebrandi.bsky.social is working on getting Betty her microlocs, so check her page if you want to help
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Update: Kateri got the Switch!! @itsthebrandi.bsky.social is working on getting Betty her microlocs, so check her page if you want to help
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Here’s something you could give $10 to since SOME OF YOU clearly have $10 to throw around
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Here’s something you could give $10 to since SOME OF YOU clearly have $10 to throw around
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there are three wishes in here for eagles fans we should absolutely get them granted, starting with Alante who wants an eagles comforter: www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
there are three wishes in here for eagles fans we should absolutely get them granted, starting with Alante who wants an eagles comforter: www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
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so close to $60K. There are some Dunks on the list. Art supplies. Football. Makeup
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
so close to $60K. There are some Dunks on the list. Art supplies. Football. Makeup
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith