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Carly
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Philly sports and politics. War is bad, actually
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You made Jerry Jones HAPPY!!!

Unforgivable. Go home and think about what you’ve done. Shame.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
lol that fucking sucks
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ok now try not to fucking fumble again, fellas
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Eagles, don’t do this to us
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If I ever became super rich, I’d pay really good money to punch Tom Brady in the face
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Turns out everyone on Twitter were from like a few countries outside the US.

Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Bro is like “ouch, my pancreas”
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just dig a hole in the field and bury them in it
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Always respect people's sobriety.

It's their business and not yours. If they want to share why then they will. Otherwise respect it and don't be a dork about it.
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Go birds! 🦅
$93,962!!!! Amazing!!!!!!
So many smiles, so many wishes granted. So much love!!!!
Thank you @treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social & all your beautiful friends!
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Go Birds
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Every wish granted leads to bubble guts for Dallas. Pass it on
For Immediate Release:

Yes we are leading a fundraising drive for @onesimplewish.bsky.social (link in my feed) while I am also wishing diarrhea on Dallas and all of their fans go birds get to $100k
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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For Immediate Release:

Yes we are leading a fundraising drive for @onesimplewish.bsky.social (link in my feed) while I am also wishing diarrhea on Dallas and all of their fans go birds get to $100k
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I’m hearing from a reliable source that Jerry Jones HATES charitable giving and that for every wish fulfilled today the Cowboys owner will get 1% madder, nuder, and redder while the Eagles steamroll his ass in Dallas.

Just something I’m hearing. Go birds.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
FIGHT EAGLES FIGHT
SCORE A TOUCHDOWN 1 2 3
HIT ‘EM LOW
HIT ‘EM HIGH
AND WATCH OUR EAGLES FIGHT
FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! 🦅

GO BIRDS 💚
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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The family of @treblaw.bsky.social begging local authorities to use non-lethal interventions
There's a guy toasting an English muffin screaming to all who will listen that Eagles fans have taken over the Hampton Inn and Suites DFW Airport South.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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$80k
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Update: Kateri got the Switch!! @itsthebrandi.bsky.social is working on getting Betty her microlocs, so check her page if you want to help
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Here’s something you could give $10 to since SOME OF YOU clearly have $10 to throw around
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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there are three wishes in here for eagles fans we should absolutely get them granted, starting with Alante who wants an eagles comforter: www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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so close to $60K. There are some Dunks on the list. Art supplies. Football. Makeup
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM