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Nubbin00
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Amateur woodworker and semi-professional asshole. Way too old for a new social media app but I'm here cause Twitter sucks now. Mostly liberal. Not a goat.

He/him.

I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Carrot cake can fuck right off.
I used to be a HUGE fan of WWE, watched Raw and Smackdown every single week. Even got the occasional pay-per-view. I still keep up with it online but I haven't watched in...15 years?

Might have to catch it tonight, though.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I really hope that if and when the Republicans try to downplay this whole Bill Clinton blowjob thing that Monica Lewinsky gives them hell about it, y'know?

'Oh, NOW it's not a big deal, huh?!? You raggedy bitches sure as hell didn't think that way back in '98, didya?!'
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I still kinda want one.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Let’s play a game called go fuck yourself.
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I don't know who this Perry Menopause guy is but a lot of women are really pissed at him.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Anyone who's still eating Raisin Bran in 2025 needs to be put on a goddamned watchlist.
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Idk, I just think life was better when fortune cookies had actual fortunes rather than meaningless platitudes and horrible advice.
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Walnut and maple...jar? Vessel? Paperweight? Idfk what it is but that walnut is pretty! 5" x 5", linseed oil.

#woodworking #woodturning
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
🎼Just a spoonful of sugar makes the heroin go down...🎶

or whatever Julie Andrews said
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
...y'all
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
... and that's enough internet for today.
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Goddamn it, reddit
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hushpuppies are overrated. They always sound like a good idea but they're usually disappointing.
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Seriously, who tf is keeping Long John Silvers in business?
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya.
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I dunno, maybe I'll come back over here. Twitter is worse than ever.
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
OW! You fuckin' hit me with the phone, you dick!
October 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
they should invent a garbage bag that doesn't IMMEDIATELY FALL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMNED TRASH CAN WHENEVER YOU THROW SOMETHING AWAY.
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October 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So what's the worst thing since sliced bread?
October 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Werewolves of London is probably the best song about a little old lady getting mutilated.
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Never gonna give
You up never gonna let
You down - Rick Astley

holy shit, it's a goddamned haiku
October 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Made some more cutting/serving/charcuterie boards.

Played around with the sizes a bit this time, give a little more variety.

Walnut, cherry, black locust and one big ass piece of oak. Seriously, you could kill a guy with that thing.

#woodworking
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Walnut bowl with pewter lid, 7" wide by 3"tall, paste wax.

The stuff with the pewter lids are proving to be very popular at the craft shows.

#woodturning #woodworking
October 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM