Nubbin00
@nubbin00.bsky.social
Amateur woodworker and semi-professional asshole. Way too old for a new social media app but I'm here cause Twitter sucks now. Mostly liberal. Not a goat.
He/him.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
He/him.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Nubbin00
@nubbin00.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Carrot cake can fuck right off.
The Winter Olympics: that mysterious time when the entire non-Canadian word pretends to give a shit about curling for some goddamned reason.
February 7, 2026 at 5:41 AM
The Winter Olympics: that mysterious time when the entire non-Canadian word pretends to give a shit about curling for some goddamned reason.
Uncle Pecos - "Crambone" - With Lyrics! 👇
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February 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
🎼Ohhhhh, froggy went a-courtin', he did ride c-c-c-cramboooone!🎶
February 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
🎼Ohhhhh, froggy went a-courtin', he did ride c-c-c-cramboooone!🎶
Can't, I'm rewatching the video of that asshole in Texas who got his ass handed to him by a bunch of schoolchildren.
It gets funnier every. damned. time.
It gets funnier every. damned. time.
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February 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Can't, I'm rewatching the video of that asshole in Texas who got his ass handed to him by a bunch of schoolchildren.
It gets funnier every. damned. time.
It gets funnier every. damned. time.
Never thought I'd see the day where Americans were defending the pedophiles that were trying to strip them of their 2nd Amendment rights.
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Never thought I'd see the day where Americans were defending the pedophiles that were trying to strip them of their 2nd Amendment rights.
I'm just gonna have to come to terms with the fact that I'm not particularly good at anything. I have a lot of interests and hobbies and I'm fair to middlin' at a few of them. But mostly I'm just...mediocre.
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I'm just gonna have to come to terms with the fact that I'm not particularly good at anything. I have a lot of interests and hobbies and I'm fair to middlin' at a few of them. But mostly I'm just...mediocre.
Next time I get one of those 'we want to buy your house' telemarketing calls, I'm just gonna say yes. Sell this place, get rid of everything I own, leave this town and start over somewhere else.
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Next time I get one of those 'we want to buy your house' telemarketing calls, I'm just gonna say yes. Sell this place, get rid of everything I own, leave this town and start over somewhere else.
everything is falling apart. I can't keep doing this anymore, something has to change.
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
everything is falling apart. I can't keep doing this anymore, something has to change.
I make dumb shit, I stg. Just playing around with scraps and my woodburning pen. Probably taste better than the candy hearts, too.
Lots of trouble for stuff that'll just end up in the burn pile.
Lots of trouble for stuff that'll just end up in the burn pile.
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I make dumb shit, I stg. Just playing around with scraps and my woodburning pen. Probably taste better than the candy hearts, too.
Lots of trouble for stuff that'll just end up in the burn pile.
Lots of trouble for stuff that'll just end up in the burn pile.
I want to blow one of those big horns from the Ricola commercials.
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February 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I want to blow one of those big horns from the Ricola commercials.
Today would be a great day for it to happen.
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Today would be a great day for it to happen.
I just *know* someone out there already has a song written for the day it happens. They've already recorded it and they're just waiting to be able to post it everywhere. And I hope that shit is catchy as hell and becomes everyone's earworm for like 6 months.
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I just *know* someone out there already has a song written for the day it happens. They've already recorded it and they're just waiting to be able to post it everywhere. And I hope that shit is catchy as hell and becomes everyone's earworm for like 6 months.
Dear January 2026,
Fuck off and die.
Sincerely,
All of us
Fuck off and die.
Sincerely,
All of us
February 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Dear January 2026,
Fuck off and die.
Sincerely,
All of us
Fuck off and die.
Sincerely,
All of us
Abolishing ICE and sending those murdering pieces of shit to prison for life would fix me.
January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Abolishing ICE and sending those murdering pieces of shit to prison for life would fix me.
So did the trees explode or what? Cause I was promised exploding trees.
January 27, 2026 at 5:13 AM
So did the trees explode or what? Cause I was promised exploding trees.
Did you know Helen Keller died in 1968? For some reason I thought it was much earlier than that. But she outlived MLK by a couple of months. Seriously, that's the same year the original Planet of the Apes was released.
Kinda doubt she went, though.
Kinda doubt she went, though.
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Did you know Helen Keller died in 1968? For some reason I thought it was much earlier than that. But she outlived MLK by a couple of months. Seriously, that's the same year the original Planet of the Apes was released.
Kinda doubt she went, though.
Kinda doubt she went, though.
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Today would be a great day for it to happen
January 21, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Today would be a great day for it to happen
Back on my 🎵bullshit🎶
Beech bowl finished with linseed oil. 2.5" tall x 4.5" diameter.
First bowl of 2026. Quick and dirty since the damn shop is so cold. Could barely feel my fingers by the time I was done. Felt good to be making something again, though.
#woodturning #woodworking
Beech bowl finished with linseed oil. 2.5" tall x 4.5" diameter.
First bowl of 2026. Quick and dirty since the damn shop is so cold. Could barely feel my fingers by the time I was done. Felt good to be making something again, though.
#woodturning #woodworking
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Back on my 🎵bullshit🎶
Beech bowl finished with linseed oil. 2.5" tall x 4.5" diameter.
First bowl of 2026. Quick and dirty since the damn shop is so cold. Could barely feel my fingers by the time I was done. Felt good to be making something again, though.
#woodturning #woodworking
Beech bowl finished with linseed oil. 2.5" tall x 4.5" diameter.
First bowl of 2026. Quick and dirty since the damn shop is so cold. Could barely feel my fingers by the time I was done. Felt good to be making something again, though.
#woodturning #woodworking
At what point does the rest of the world, including our allies, start to consider the United States an enemy?
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
At what point does the rest of the world, including our allies, start to consider the United States an enemy?
May you live 1000 years and never eat cheese again.
January 22, 2026 at 5:49 PM
May you live 1000 years and never eat cheese again.
I hope your socks are always damp. Even when they're fresh out of the dryer. Even NEW socks that you just bought!
Every sock, every day, forever!
Every sock, every day, forever!
January 22, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I hope your socks are always damp. Even when they're fresh out of the dryer. Even NEW socks that you just bought!
Every sock, every day, forever!
Every sock, every day, forever!
Corn flakes were invented as a way to get people to stop jerkin' it. No really, John Harvey Kellogg - who was a BIG fan of eugenics, btw - thought cranking your hog was just the *worst* and was convinced eating bland food was the only way to stop people from whacking off.
January 22, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Corn flakes were invented as a way to get people to stop jerkin' it. No really, John Harvey Kellogg - who was a BIG fan of eugenics, btw - thought cranking your hog was just the *worst* and was convinced eating bland food was the only way to stop people from whacking off.
There Will Be Blood and Big Naturals
Evil Dead Rise with Big Naturals.
O' Brother Where Art Thou Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
There Will Be Blood and Big Naturals
Just in case you were having a good day, the songs Smells Like Teen Spirit, Losing My Religion and Enter Sandman all turn 35 years old this year.
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January 21, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Just in case you were having a good day, the songs Smells Like Teen Spirit, Losing My Religion and Enter Sandman all turn 35 years old this year.