NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.
Hi, I’m God.
NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.
Hi, I’m God.
Stopped mid-shop for the Swedish meatballs.
As we walked out of the cafe, my son was like “See that wasn’t so bad. Ready to g—“ and then looked up at the sign. “Section 12 of 27?! We’re not even halfway?!”
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Live and die by it.
Live and die by it.