Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Son: "Oh, Morgan Freeman, he's been in loads of good movies, like 'Seven'."
Me: "He's been in way more than that, son."
#dadjokes
Son: "Oh, Morgan Freeman, he's been in loads of good movies, like 'Seven'."
Me: "He's been in way more than that, son."
#dadjokes
Do we have to call you Sir now or what?
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Do we have to call you Sir now or what?
www.rte.ie/learn/junior...
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
Like, all the hotel scenes in The Agency were filmed in the Old War Offices (OWO Hotel). I've done several wee jobs in there.
Like, all the hotel scenes in The Agency were filmed in the Old War Offices (OWO Hotel). I've done several wee jobs in there.
Boxer the briefs?
Boxer the dog?
Or boxer the pugalist?
Boxer the briefs?
Boxer the dog?
Or boxer the pugalist?
This is an Aquaman on the Can house and always will be.
This is an Aquaman on the Can house and always will be.