It is indeed a joke. Thank you for playing. I drink as much alcohol as I possibly can given the current state of our planet. (This is also a joke) (Sort of.)

It was originally to protect Champagne growers in the Champagne region of France. Sparkling wine, for that is all that Champagne really is, produced outside of that region cannot, under EU law, be called Champagne. It's protection for the brand producers who may all be independent farmers.

It's only fascism if it's from the Fascist area of Italy, everything else is just sparkling totalitarianism.

It's a shite colour anyway.

Same.

Who's on first?

I'm with you, where do I sign up?

Well done you, if you don't mind me asking, how strong was the vape you used?

He can marry my sister, any day of the week.

Just some factual news reporting then?

Are we seriously calling it an "Elon Musk salute" now?
Because that's not what we used to call it.

The alternate ending, on the dvd, makes more sense.

Currently playing RDR2 for the first time, missed it when it first came out, had a young kid and no free time.

No, it's the same me. Just got an older face. #Jesslives #pshome #xi

I regret the silly "Sir" joke now that lots of people have seen it. Not as funny as I thought it was. (May have been well lubricated at the time of the post..)