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Ensign Obvious
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The only man who would die from drinking the Grimace shake but does it anyway for the love
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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For years the band claimed the name came from a Jimmy Swaggart quote ("Music is the new pornography") so I'm pretty sure this is... not true?
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
How many storks are involved
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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As a person that was trying to get contract work with them, I can tell you that TurboTax is terrible all the way down. And never try to work with Working Solutions, they are the worst.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh "pain in the ass" lol I started learning it to pick up on astrophotography and it's a process for me
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Paid off despite being a pita, I respect good stacking
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Anyway
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I mean you see what happens there? That martian face better hope Elon never finally makes it there
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM