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Noah
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Hey, ho, let's go.

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"The Feast of Saint Lucy"
Sven Otto Rickard Nordqvist (1946)
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Only one appropriate answer
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Feeling blah today send pho ga and someone come cuddle 🥹
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yay! 😁
‘Heated Rivalry’ has been renewed for Season 2.

(deadline.com/2025/12/heated…)
December 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you live in Columbus and like movies, becoming a member is $15 a month and you get unlimited movies and a free “member popcorn” they have old movies, art house movies, foreign movies, and new releases. Support it! (And better than an streaming service)
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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It’s gonna be lots of this, but bad.
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
These people are so stupid. Doesn’t mean that they’re not dangerous, but by god they’re dumb.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I imagine how I feel about pits is how foot guys feel about feet. And I bet non pit guys look at me like I look at foot guys.
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
She was a lawyer and he was a sandwich
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I just opened Scruff and there was a senior daddy who looked exactly like Joe Biden on the front page
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."

@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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The Bucked Up LA Bowl Hosted by Gronk.
December 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Chat, it’s gonna be really funny if I meet my future husband on Sniffies
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Tuesday after a 4 day weekend in Palm Springs has me like:
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Already was planning a “winter arc” get-back-in-the-gym but ngl the gay hockey show has really pumped up the motivation. I need to get hot.
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Now with AI!” is not a positive marketing tagline. I don’t want your silly AI.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
As a never married single gay 35 year old I feel a type of kinship with this type of divorced guy.
Divorced Friend Burning Through New Hobbies At Unsustainable Rate https://theonion.com/divorced-friend-burning-through-new-hobbies-at-unsustai-1819579466/
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Uber Driver: (picks me up from hotel to airport) “So where you going? Let me guess: San Francisco?”

My tea was clocked, dear reader. Much to his surprise, he did not anticipate “Ohio”
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Why do I let football upset me when it’s clear we’re a women’s basketball school:
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Worldle in two today, can’t tell me nuthin.

Wordle 1,632 2/6

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December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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i would eat an auntie anne’s pretzel every day if i could.
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Worked out for the first time in a long time and wow it’s weird to change your mindset from “this is a chore because I’m ugly” to “this makes me feel good and feel accomplished.”
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Have to stay off social media until I can watch the new episode of the gay hockey show
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Omg I ran across one of the”Old Gays” on scruff here in Palm Springs lol
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Tbh I think boyfriend twins are a time honored tradition in the community and should be celebrated instead of maligned.
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM