I’m so bad at professional drag. Like what do you mean you’re passionate at out payroll administration?! 😩
February 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I’m so bad at professional drag. Like what do you mean you’re passionate at out payroll administration?! 😩
The post Covid world has been hell for us night owls.
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 AM
The post Covid world has been hell for us night owls.
This is the most Friday feeling Wednesday in more than a year
February 12, 2026 at 5:28 AM
This is the most Friday feeling Wednesday in more than a year
As a big balls haver I attest to this research
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 AM
As a big balls haver I attest to this research
Update to my previous repost lmaooo
Incredible update: "This article was updated to note that CNN reports there were at least four party balloons shot down by DOD, not just one."
gizmodo.com/one-mexican-...
gizmodo.com/one-mexican-...
Mexican Cartel 'Drones' Near El Paso Airspace Were Actually Party Balloons: Report
FAA initially ordered the closure of airspace over El Paso for 10 days before backtracking.
gizmodo.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Update to my previous repost lmaooo
My mill grinds pepper and spice, your mill grinds rats and mice 💅🏼
February 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
My mill grinds pepper and spice, your mill grinds rats and mice 💅🏼
When the client keeps trying to find issues but you have receipts to as why nothing is wrong in the data, so they finally approve the file >>>>
February 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
When the client keeps trying to find issues but you have receipts to as why nothing is wrong in the data, so they finally approve the file >>>>
This is wilddddd
El Paso Airport Reopens After Abrupt Closure, Mexican Cartel Drones Blamed
onemileatatime.com/news/el-paso...
onemileatatime.com/news/el-paso...
El Paso Airport Reopens After Abrupt Closure, Mexican Cartel Drones Blamed
The airspace around El Paso Airport has reopened, after an abrupt closure. It appears this was all due to Mexican cartel drones?
onemileatatime.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This is wilddddd
How can I be expected to work when there are so many hot gay men to ogle on the internet?! 🤪
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
How can I be expected to work when there are so many hot gay men to ogle on the internet?! 🤪
Demand colonoscopies from your doctor, especially if you have any family history of GI issues. I had (benign) polyps found during my second and third ones in my early 30s. And eat your fiber. Waiting until 50 to test could prove deadly.
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Demand colonoscopies from your doctor, especially if you have any family history of GI issues. I had (benign) polyps found during my second and third ones in my early 30s. And eat your fiber. Waiting until 50 to test could prove deadly.
When the coffee makes you feel hopeful and energized and in a state of flow >>>>>
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
When the coffee makes you feel hopeful and energized and in a state of flow >>>>>
Reposted by Noah
My humble opinion is that all Americans should know basic Spanish, (and maybe even basic French or Portuguese). The USA has more Spanish speakers than Spain for crissakes.
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
My humble opinion is that all Americans should know basic Spanish, (and maybe even basic French or Portuguese). The USA has more Spanish speakers than Spain for crissakes.
Dr. Pepper Babayyy, it's good and nice!
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Dr. Pepper Babayyy, it's good and nice!
Why must everyone make so much noise at the gym? The noisier you are the less it appears you can handle your weight…
February 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Why must everyone make so much noise at the gym? The noisier you are the less it appears you can handle your weight…
We need a study on why bottoms only have dick pics and tops only have ass pics on Sniffies. Like why not show the asset off that you want to use? 🤔
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
We need a study on why bottoms only have dick pics and tops only have ass pics on Sniffies. Like why not show the asset off that you want to use? 🤔
Need to find a place that has good jerk wings
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Need to find a place that has good jerk wings
I have terrible news - it turns out focusing on the day at hand and not an entire year or five years from now really helps calm your nerves substantially.
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I have terrible news - it turns out focusing on the day at hand and not an entire year or five years from now really helps calm your nerves substantially.
Might have to become a pup handler just because the boys underneath the masks are usually cutie patooties
February 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Might have to become a pup handler just because the boys underneath the masks are usually cutie patooties
Reposted by Noah
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
Hot take - I like being included on gay guys’ close friends lists. It’s fun! As a wise woman once said “if the Champagne is too burnt Miss Devereux, don’t drink it.”
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Hot take - I like being included on gay guys’ close friends lists. It’s fun! As a wise woman once said “if the Champagne is too burnt Miss Devereux, don’t drink it.”
Really is hard to just go thru the Office Space-of-it-all when the elites are just all heinous people who’ll never face justice 😔
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Really is hard to just go thru the Office Space-of-it-all when the elites are just all heinous people who’ll never face justice 😔
I haven't spoken to a human being since Friday, hence the manic posting. You think being single and WFH is totally fine, until February rolls around and you're having shower debates with yourself, daily.
February 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I haven't spoken to a human being since Friday, hence the manic posting. You think being single and WFH is totally fine, until February rolls around and you're having shower debates with yourself, daily.
Just had a Hilaria Baldwin moment: How do you say uh, mariposa, in English?
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Just had a Hilaria Baldwin moment: How do you say uh, mariposa, in English?
Since twitter had tweets and think bluesky should have 'bleets' (and the butterfly should be a sheep that is also a cloud)
February 2, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Since twitter had tweets and think bluesky should have 'bleets' (and the butterfly should be a sheep that is also a cloud)