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Only found out today that the young hoodlum in RoboCop 2 is the same actor who played Littlefoot in The Land Before Time
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I've devised a six movie film festival specifically to enrage right wingers.
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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These photos aren't as sharp as I'd like, but this species (Phidippus putnami) is so gorgeous, I couldn't leave it out. This beauty was photographed at nature hike in rural Lincoln County, Kansas last July. #arachtober #arachtober2025 #spider 🕷️
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Went to pick up my AoP force and found out that I had won a top 20 commendation, which isn't bad at all
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Not to polished standard due to having the child off on holidays, but decided to go for Armies on Parade, managed to at least get coherent colour schemes and got to show off my Lelith conversion.
October 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Stab is a Four Letter Word
October 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
...this had better not awaken anything in me.
September 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Ok, so I admit it. Last week I went into William's Wigs and stole one to sell for a quick buck. It's not something I'm proud of, but - hey, I've got Bill's toupée.
September 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My search history from the last couple of days. Some are me from me needing images for memes, the rest are what happens when you're the parent of a neurodiverse kid.
September 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Had a stupid idea, made a stupid thing
August 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Agitated Cul-de-sac Preachers
Slightly diminish a band:

Okay-ish Young Cannibals
Slightly diminish a band:

Foo Scufflers
August 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Seriously, I saw someone online claim that a movie from the 70s, which has existed for over 50 years, is their favourite - and boasted of seeing it 20 times.
August 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Did it hurt?

When you realised that Cure healed wounds, but Heal cured ailments?
August 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My daughter found an old Bluetooth controller, so when I was out of the room she hid the normal black Xbox controller, used crayons to draw on an Xbox home button and put it in the place of the real one. Then she just waited, barely keeping the giggles in.
August 5, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Got some second hand Namarti Thrall sprues in the post this morning, put them together and painted them tonight to be Drukhari Mandrakes.
July 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Sources report he may be charged with Kung Laoceny
July 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
@bhaalspawn.bsky.social

Have you seen anything on YouTube by Alexei Voronin? Bulgarian gamer who's been doing a huge bunch of id software dives, I saw youtu.be/dnSymyTQHaw?... and wondered if you're familiar.
Quake Beta Oddities
YouTube video by AlexeiVoronin
youtu.be
July 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Hogan may have been a thin skinned, narcissistic, loud mouthed, jealous, controlling, self-serving, coke-addled, roid-raging, sore-losing, conniving and unimaginative performer, but outside of his wrestling persona he was also racist.
July 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
youtu.be/vxrf4ZzzrA8?...

I honestly cannot fathom why the album wasn't closed by this version on the standard editions. This is the Special Edition to the original's Theatrical Cut, one that's your go-to and the original becomes a curiosity. A springy, bouncy, Kidzbop curiosity.
Nine Inch Nails- Right Where It Belongs v2
YouTube video by WretchedTora
youtu.be
July 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Only discovered today - TODAY - that the song title "Chop Suey!" By System Of A Down was a bowlderised version of the chorus and the original title (which they were pressured to change).
July 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
More and more as I get older, the lyrics to Eleanor Rigby resonate with me.

Specifically the reaction to "all the people" being "AAAAAAAAAAAA"
July 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"I see you're trying to do a poo, did you want me to help with that?"
July 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Converted an Abominant into a Ruinator using kitbashed weapons and magnets.

Then had a crazy idea to make a kitbashed Knight Atropos from scratch. One Thanatar kit combined with a wardog kit later, and with a healthy sprinkle of everything I've kept from sprues...
July 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
July 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM