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Bad Ad Jokes
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"As the Chancellor of the Exchuckup, I refer my point to the honourable Minister for Worms and Pustules..."
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I would also suggest the TV Tropes pages on 'Conservation of Competence', 'Surrounded By Idiots' and 'World Of Dumbass', all have elements.

Also, 'The Worf Effect' is specifically when a character who *should* be a badass is beaten by another character just to show the latter's strength or skill.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
One of those sticky jelly hands on a length of rubber, that you can flick at the page and pull it over, hopefully in one piece.

Or delicately and precisely use a very sharp craft knife to slice each page away instead of turning them at all.
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You mean "let me doo-doo-doo, doodleoodle doooooooo... doooooo, doo-doodleooooo a Golden Axe game?"

youtu.be/Uhet-8W0E50?...
MD版ゴールデンアックスより WILDERNESS
YouTube video by SEGA SOUND TEAM - Topic
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Toot. Silent but deadly. Hot.
October 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Did they watch Final Destination 4 and feel really bad for the people swimming at the pool or something?
October 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Side by side
Hand in hand
For your crimes you will be cast from this land
September 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
"Get off your horse and drink your espresso" *

* <Translated from the Japanese>
September 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"Here, was that light flashing before?"

"Ah fuck, now we've got to go have a walk to the thermo."
August 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Oh, I forgot - over here you call it a sausage-in-the-mouth-oholic
August 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM