"As the Chancellor of the Exchuckup, I refer my point to the honourable Minister for Worms and Pustules..."

I would also suggest the TV Tropes pages on 'Conservation of Competence', 'Surrounded By Idiots' and 'World Of Dumbass', all have elements.

Also, 'The Worf Effect' is specifically when a character who *should* be a badass is beaten by another character just to show the latter's strength or skill.

One of those sticky jelly hands on a length of rubber, that you can flick at the page and pull it over, hopefully in one piece.

Or delicately and precisely use a very sharp craft knife to slice each page away instead of turning them at all.

You mean "let me doo-doo-doo, doodleoodle doooooooo... doooooo, doo-doodleooooo a Golden Axe game?"

youtu.be/Uhet-8W0E50?...

Toot. Silent but deadly. Hot.

Did they watch Final Destination 4 and feel really bad for the people swimming at the pool or something?

Side by side
Hand in hand
For your crimes you will be cast from this land

"Get off your horse and drink your espresso" *

* <Translated from the Japanese>

"Here, was that light flashing before?"

"Ah fuck, now we've got to go have a walk to the thermo."

Oh, I forgot - over here you call it a sausage-in-the-mouth-oholic