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And you may find yourself living in a thatched-roof hut
And you may find yourself living in the Holy Roman Empire
And you may find yourself negotiating with your lords
And you may find yourself in a beautiful hall, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
Talking Heads: Assemblies in Early Medieval Germany by Stuart Airlie. From the book Political Assemblies in the Earlier Middle Ages, edited by Barnwell and Mostert.
May 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
notnowella.bsky.social
Last day of the Easter holiday and pages of the Necronomicon, complete with diagrams, hidden in a demand avoidance parenting book has a certain appeal
★★★★★ Verified Purchase The book has black magic verses for first 62 pages - that's certainly not declarative language! Reviewed in Singapore on 12 February 2023 This may have to do with the seller I am getting this from - I was appalled to find that page 1 to page 62 was trying to teach me about Necronomicon, and talks about "Black Magic of Primary Forces" with info graphics and verses that is definitely not Declarative Language! Please exercise extreme caution and choose your seller wisely.
April 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
notnowella.bsky.social
Seems like a design flaw tbh
Anthropologie Europe Ella, your new favourite trousers just dropped
April 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
notnowella.bsky.social
Today is publication day for Graveyard Orbit! It’s the newest novella of the Fermi’s Wake series, the first Fermi series with me as editor 🙂‍↔️
February 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
notnowella.bsky.social
They were actually really good
thebrainofchris.bsky.social Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · Jan 23
At my dad's wake they had what I thought was little guac on toasts, but it turned out to be mushy peas on toast and that was probably the worst thing that happened to me that day.
Ella loved them and for years after kept saying "Where'd we get those little mushy peas on toast?" before I reminded her
January 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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thebrainofchris.bsky.social
The word "Spooktacular" gets thrown around a lot these days, but there's no other word for:

Fermi's Wake: Graveyard Orbit

Preorder from:
Scarlet Ferret: scarletferret.com/books/fermis...
Amazon: www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...
Or the Fermi's Wake Season Pass: scarletferret.com/books/fermis...
The cover of Fermi's Wake: Graveyard Orbit. The spaceship Fermi, under dark lighting, flying away from a ghostly looking planet with lots of spooky lightning around it. “The Fermi is the fastest ship, and the deadliest weapon in the universe. We only need it to be one of those things.” Months into a long voyage to a mysterious and terrifying destination, the Fermi’s crew share stories of the most bone chilling planets they have ever visited (and destroyed). Tales of a vampire dinner party, a Frankenstein-based economy, and terrors that would drive you mad just to look upon them. But in a blinding and completely unforeseeable twist, you’ll never guess who the real monster is…
January 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
notnowella.bsky.social
Every children’s book about autism
mnateshyamalan.bsky.social soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Dec 17
me: hey dave. you disgusting freak. fat piece of shit. do you know how to turn on the copy machine

dave: button on the left

me: wow.. thank you. i see now that being different is your strength. you are brave & strong. i love you dave. would you like to join the boys & i later for some People Games
December 18, 2024 at 12:16 PM
notnowella.bsky.social
Don’t be depressed Pagliacci, your wife is flying to visit you in Australia

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year
Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia to attend clown school with the gold-plated pistol, worth about $3,000, in her luggage
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2024 at 6:13 PM
notnowella.bsky.social
Putting on Numberblocks at 6am to see what fresh eldritch horror will teach my kid orders of magnitude
nocontroller.bsky.social yule tide pod 🧼 @nocontroller.bsky.social · Nov 23
Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
Visit the SUPERDANA Store 3,655 Extension Cord 7 in, SUPERDANA Power Strip Surge Protector with 12-14 USB Charging Ports and 66 AC Outlets, 900W/4A, Flat Plug Power Outlet for Home, Office, Dorm, Gaming Room, Fire.
November 23, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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thebrainofchris.bsky.social
Ohhhh shit.
A picture of spaceship "Fermi", a Soviet Buran shuttle surrounded by a habitat ring and an Alcubierre drive ring, above the words "15 Days"
August 13, 2024 at 11:01 AM
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thebrainofchris.bsky.social
For those not having traumatic flashbacks at the word "NanoSessionMo" - it was a plan to conceive of, plot and write an entire novella in the space of one convention session.

We're going to do it again, but to make things interesting, this time we're writing a murder mystery.
thebrainofchris.bsky.social Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · Aug 8
While everyone is getting excited about WorldCon starting up, I'd like you to cast your minds back to another convention that took place 9 years ago- and yet another one (Edge-Lit in Derby) a month from now!

Basically, get in losers. NanoSessionMo is back
chrisfarnell.com/event-announ...
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August 8, 2024 at 8:59 AM
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thebrainofchris.bsky.social
While everyone is getting excited about WorldCon starting up, I'd like you to cast your minds back to another convention that took place 9 years ago- and yet another one (Edge-Lit in Derby) a month from now!

Basically, get in losers. NanoSessionMo is back
chrisfarnell.com/event-announ...
Daxuran Gravity Falls GIF
ALT: Daxuran Gravity Falls GIF
media.tenor.com
August 8, 2024 at 8:48 AM
notnowella.bsky.social
Was talking the other day about having a place on the internet that I could put things where people could theoretically see but that’s it’s not likely they will and I think I’ve cracked it
July 18, 2023 at 3:57 PM