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Business and politics with a side of law.

“Bad jokes” - Sallah
If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself cheer up - Mark Zuckerberg will always be the most pathetic man on Earth.
Mark Zuckerberg Performs Benson Boone Live For His Wife's 40th Birthday Party
YouTube video by The Hollywood Fix
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What is going on here? 🤨
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“Missed Opportunity” (2025)
"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Context: the guy who directed a UFO documentary that released this weekend was the one who said this.
Damn, what is in those files
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m rewatching Three Body Problem and the incorrectly portrayal of nuclear pulse propulsion is driving me up a wall.
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Friendly reminder that Google trends shows a relative increase over a baseline, not absolute volume.
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is such a fucking weird crusade.
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
As an F1 fan since the early 2000’s it truly boggles the mind that Red Bull of all teams seems to have their shit together better than Ferrari and McLaren, and possibly Mercedes depending on the day.
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
Now, what you hear is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Pontifex and I'd like to say hello
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Bobby Kennedy the environmental lawyer?
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
And this was before the Lizza piece
Today in a nutshell:
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Today in a nutshell:
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Guess who’s back, back again
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Donnie’s insatiable desire to be liked by popular people knows no bounds.
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Went through the votes, pretty much what you’d expect. Though surprisingly Dan Goldman voted “NAY,” lmao…he sees the threat.

More surprisingly is my rep @reptedlieu.bsky.social voting “YEA.” What the fuck are you doing?
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The three happiest countries on earth are market-based democratic socialist.
Before lawmakers rushed to the airport for a Thanksgiving break, the House passed a GOP resolution 'denouncing the horrors of socialism.' The House also passed that in 2023.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Update: laundry completed.
In other news I’m doing laundry today.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A few years ago I flew a quarter million miles in a single year almost exclusively in business class.

Half the time I was in jeans and a t shirt. The other half was in sweats.

Nobody gave a shit.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I mean if it were me I’d be bragging about my ability to go 5/7 for 66 and a TD after booting the night before.
Oh yeah he spewed
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Nothing matters, but if this was disallowed there is no coherent argument for age verification laws.
Huge @tinanguyen.bsky.social scoop: Trump is preparing to try and ban all state AI laws, going so far as having Brendan Carr’s FCC pull rural broadband funds from states that try to regulate AI www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Here’s the Trump executive order that would ban state AI laws
Trump is launching an all-out broadside against states with strict AI regulations.
www.theverge.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I truly hate this timeline.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Genius political strategy. No notes.
Bondi on the Epstein investigations that Trump demanded: "We're not gonna say anything else on that because now it is a pending investigation in SDNY"
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM