Justin Time
@notjustintime.bsky.social
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Just learned the CEO shooter’s nickname is The Adjuster™
December 9, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Just learned the CEO shooter’s nickname is The Adjuster™
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Sometimes I get carsick when I eat too many cars
December 5, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Sometimes I get carsick when I eat too many cars
bb’s celebrating twink death
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
bb’s celebrating twink death
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i wish anxiety came with french fries.
December 3, 2024 at 1:36 AM
i wish anxiety came with french fries.
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ME: (fumbling through order) Hola! Un…cafe latte…sin…azúcar, por favor?
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
December 3, 2024 at 3:15 PM
ME: (fumbling through order) Hola! Un…cafe latte…sin…azúcar, por favor?
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
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Every time, I'm just having one....2 rows later, ffs what have I done with my life
November 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Every time, I'm just having one....2 rows later, ffs what have I done with my life
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ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg?
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
November 26, 2024 at 1:19 PM
ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg?
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
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Was today years old when I found out the Q in Qdoba stands for queer liberation
November 24, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Was today years old when I found out the Q in Qdoba stands for queer liberation
If you’re response to “I wanna slash their tires” is “make sure to only do 3” lets be friends 🫶
November 19, 2024 at 12:49 AM
If you’re response to “I wanna slash their tires” is “make sure to only do 3” lets be friends 🫶
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I need to enjoy a Diet Coke every day before RFK bans it
November 18, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I need to enjoy a Diet Coke every day before RFK bans it
Honestly this app might be a “post the intrusive thoughts” moment and I’m here for it
November 17, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Honestly this app might be a “post the intrusive thoughts” moment and I’m here for it
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so how do i use this to see funny gay stuff?
November 13, 2024 at 6:13 PM
so how do i use this to see funny gay stuff?
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