not_jeff
@notjeff.bsky.social
🍉🎶✨🔭🪴📚😌💅🏼 28 they/he📍Boston
if you know me… now you know me better 🤭
⚠️ NSFW ⚠️ (DMs always open)
if you know me… now you know me better 🤭
⚠️ NSFW ⚠️ (DMs always open)
urgent Chikorita update
December 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
urgent Chikorita update
merry crisis, i totaled my car yesterday but mom found me a lego Chikorita set so everything’s going to be okay 😌
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
merry crisis, i totaled my car yesterday but mom found me a lego Chikorita set so everything’s going to be okay 😌
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keep your friends close and your birria tacos closer
December 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
keep your friends close and your birria tacos closer
who up heating they rivalry?
can’t sleep now, but at least i read the books first
can’t sleep now, but at least i read the books first
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
who up heating they rivalry?
can’t sleep now, but at least i read the books first
can’t sleep now, but at least i read the books first
cough syrup is a drug and i am mostly breathing proof of that
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
cough syrup is a drug and i am mostly breathing proof of that
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sorry I'm just thinking about Josh O'Connor dressed as a priest again
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
sorry I'm just thinking about Josh O'Connor dressed as a priest again
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lesbians of a certain age and lesbians of a certain age only can have a comically large vape
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
lesbians of a certain age and lesbians of a certain age only can have a comically large vape
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Cozy fag night in 😘😘
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Cozy fag night in 😘😘
my attention span is so short i keep forgetting i’m looking at people’s media tabs and just scroll liking things into the abyss like a FYP
sorry not sorry if you get spammed by me 💋
sorry not sorry if you get spammed by me 💋
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
my attention span is so short i keep forgetting i’m looking at people’s media tabs and just scroll liking things into the abyss like a FYP
sorry not sorry if you get spammed by me 💋
sorry not sorry if you get spammed by me 💋
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what if we moaned into each others mouths while kissing (and we’re both boys)?
December 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
what if we moaned into each others mouths while kissing (and we’re both boys)?
show me how your 2025 went
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
show me how your 2025 went
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kinda wanna be a slut just to feel something
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
kinda wanna be a slut just to feel something
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edible hitting and I’m suddenly I’m replyguy
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
edible hitting and I’m suddenly I’m replyguy
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Oh hey! How's your day? Everything going good? Lmfao
Onlyfans.com/reddfoxxx
Onlyfans.com/reddfoxxx
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Oh hey! How's your day? Everything going good? Lmfao
Onlyfans.com/reddfoxxx
Onlyfans.com/reddfoxxx
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nothing better in life to me than when people reveal that they are a lil weirdo freak. literally breathes life into my soul.
December 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
nothing better in life to me than when people reveal that they are a lil weirdo freak. literally breathes life into my soul.
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Just keep cumming 💦💦💦
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Just keep cumming 💦💦💦
fought actual demons not to include a single “✌️”
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
fought actual demons not to include a single “✌️”
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Hello, darkness, you old bitch (it’s 5:06pm what the heck)
December 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hello, darkness, you old bitch (it’s 5:06pm what the heck)
just let a m*n wake my ass up three hours early for morning fun (because i’m young and hot and fresh) but then while i’m bundled up outside with my dog waiting to let him in he BLOCKED ME !?!??
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
just let a m*n wake my ass up three hours early for morning fun (because i’m young and hot and fresh) but then while i’m bundled up outside with my dog waiting to let him in he BLOCKED ME !?!??
it’s been brought to my attention that these were in fact boxer-briefs, and not briefs…
let’s fix that for #tummytuesday
let’s fix that for #tummytuesday
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
it’s been brought to my attention that these were in fact boxer-briefs, and not briefs…
let’s fix that for #tummytuesday
let’s fix that for #tummytuesday
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get friends you can be sluts with
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
get friends you can be sluts with