not_jeff
@notjeff.bsky.social
🍉🎶✨🔭🪴📚💅🏼 28 they/them📍Boston
if you know me… now you know me better 💋
former “good time, great lake”er 🫱🏼✋🏼
⚠️ NSFW ⚠️ (DMs always open)
if you know me… now you know me better 💋
former “good time, great lake”er 🫱🏼✋🏼
⚠️ NSFW ⚠️ (DMs always open)
who needs an alt to post their post-nut semi 😌 #sundaycumday
January 12, 2026 at 3:25 AM
who needs an alt to post their post-nut semi 😌 #sundaycumday
hear me out, slutty little shorts saturday
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
hear me out, slutty little shorts saturday
urgent Chikorita update
December 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
urgent Chikorita update
merry crisis, i totaled my car yesterday but mom found me a lego Chikorita set so everything’s going to be okay 😌
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
merry crisis, i totaled my car yesterday but mom found me a lego Chikorita set so everything’s going to be okay 😌
cough syrup is a drug and i am mostly breathing proof of that
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
cough syrup is a drug and i am mostly breathing proof of that
show me how your 2025 went
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
show me how your 2025 went
fought actual demons not to include a single “✌️”
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
fought actual demons not to include a single “✌️”
just let a m*n wake my ass up three hours early for morning fun (because i’m young and hot and fresh) but then while i’m bundled up outside with my dog waiting to let him in he BLOCKED ME !?!??
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
just let a m*n wake my ass up three hours early for morning fun (because i’m young and hot and fresh) but then while i’m bundled up outside with my dog waiting to let him in he BLOCKED ME !?!??
woah woah woah, watch where you point that thing!! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
woah woah woah, watch where you point that thing!! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
IN the shower… okay Elle Woods
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
IN the shower… okay Elle Woods
it’s been brought to my attention that these were in fact boxer-briefs, and not briefs…
let’s fix that for #tummytuesday
let’s fix that for #tummytuesday
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
it’s been brought to my attention that these were in fact boxer-briefs, and not briefs…
let’s fix that for #tummytuesday
let’s fix that for #tummytuesday
show me your hard cock 😈
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
show me your hard cock 😈
a fan favorite from the gym
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
a fan favorite from the gym