not_jeff
@notjeff.bsky.social
🍉🎶✨🔭🪴📚😌💅🏼 28 they/he📍Boston
if you know me… now you know me better 🤭
⚠️ NSFW ⚠️ (DMs always open)
if you know me… now you know me better 🤭
⚠️ NSFW ⚠️ (DMs always open)
Destin Daniel Cretton directed/produced/wrote the fuck outta Shang Chi!!! i’m so excited to see what he gives us in Wonder Man and Brand New Day!
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Destin Daniel Cretton directed/produced/wrote the fuck outta Shang Chi!!! i’m so excited to see what he gives us in Wonder Man and Brand New Day!
finally, we’re asking the important questions
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
finally, we’re asking the important questions
look at the rebound on that thing! 🫣🤭
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
look at the rebound on that thing! 🫣🤭
your eyes are seriously SO pretty! 🤩
December 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
your eyes are seriously SO pretty! 🤩
your train ticket to Boston? bet
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
your train ticket to Boston? bet
but the future, you ask?…
also terrible, thanks
also terrible, thanks
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
but the future, you ask?…
also terrible, thanks
also terrible, thanks
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lesbians of a certain age and lesbians of a certain age only can have a comically large vape
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
lesbians of a certain age and lesbians of a certain age only can have a comically large vape
in absolute awe of the way you respect this cute and also sexy porky pig balance!! 🤓🫦😆
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
in absolute awe of the way you respect this cute and also sexy porky pig balance!! 🤓🫦😆
sending out them venmo requests like a 1099 tax quweeen
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
sending out them venmo requests like a 1099 tax quweeen
FUCK, now that’s gunna be stuck in my head all night 🦈🌋
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
FUCK, now that’s gunna be stuck in my head all night 🦈🌋