Sarah
@notinymilestone.bsky.social
Elder millennial, speaks primarily in memes and gifs. Perpetually exhausted pigeon. She/her.
@alannabennett.bsky.social’s The Education of Kia Greer is fantastic! I hope one of the streaming services options it, it needs to come to life on the screen and not just in my head while camped out reading in my car near a Panera parking lot.
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@alannabennett.bsky.social’s The Education of Kia Greer is fantastic! I hope one of the streaming services options it, it needs to come to life on the screen and not just in my head while camped out reading in my car near a Panera parking lot.
Currently being held together by caffeine, Aleve, and TLOAS.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Currently being held together by caffeine, Aleve, and TLOAS.
I need GV’s character BLOOD RELATED to Ashley so there’s no chance of pairing. #beyondthegates
October 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I need GV’s character BLOOD RELATED to Ashley so there’s no chance of pairing. #beyondthegates
I need Tomas and Eva to hook up. And then I need her to also tell him he's bad in bed. #beyondthegates
September 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I need Tomas and Eva to hook up. And then I need her to also tell him he's bad in bed. #beyondthegates
Trying to imagine Turtleneck Ted talking about Dylan McKay and… #beyondthegates
a little girl is sitting in a car seat with a purple shirt on .
ALT: a little girl is sitting in a car seat with a purple shirt on .
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September 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Trying to imagine Turtleneck Ted talking about Dylan McKay and… #beyondthegates
Allison doesn’t know her at all. #beyondthegates
August 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Allison doesn’t know her at all. #beyondthegates
This made me giggle.
June 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
This made me giggle.
Doom scrolling feels extra doomy tonight.
June 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Doom scrolling feels extra doomy tonight.
It's not a true breakup until one of them changes their hair drastically.
June 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It's not a true breakup until one of them changes their hair drastically.
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Former US President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer with metastasis to the bone, and he and his family are reviewing treatment options, his office said reut.rs/43Bt0Fh
Former US President Biden diagnosed with 'aggressive' prostate cancer
Former U.S. President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with an "aggressive form" of prostate cancer that has metastasized to the bone, and he and his family are reviewing treatment options with doctors, his office said in a statement on Sunday.
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May 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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The line “they’ll never pay taxes” from RFK Jr. today perfectly sums up the mindset of the US govt in 2025.
Your value as a human being only equals what you can financially contribute to them.
Your value as a human being only equals what you can financially contribute to them.
April 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The line “they’ll never pay taxes” from RFK Jr. today perfectly sums up the mindset of the US govt in 2025.
Your value as a human being only equals what you can financially contribute to them.
Your value as a human being only equals what you can financially contribute to them.
Poorly.
How are y’all handling your anger?
March 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Poorly.
Schumer contemplating a government shutdown last Friday:
March 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Schumer contemplating a government shutdown last Friday:
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I just yelled shut up at the snow.
February 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I just yelled shut up at the snow.
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I enjoyed learning that if a moose ever decides to kill me, it was meant to be, fated in the stars, foretold in the ancient moose texts. It was always going to end this way and really, the moose would be setting me free.
Oh also, they enjoy swimming! How neat!
Oh also, they enjoy swimming! How neat!
Whats your favorite thing you learned?
January 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I enjoyed learning that if a moose ever decides to kill me, it was meant to be, fated in the stars, foretold in the ancient moose texts. It was always going to end this way and really, the moose would be setting me free.
Oh also, they enjoy swimming! How neat!
Oh also, they enjoy swimming! How neat!
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
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Air BNB is offering free, temporary housing to those impacted by the wildfires. Please share with your networks: news.airbnb.com/airbnb-org-o...
Airbnb.org offers temporary housing to people impacted by Los Angeles wildfires
To support those impacted by the wildfires in Los Angeles, Airbnb.org is working with local organizations to provide free, temporary housing to people displaced from their homes.
news.airbnb.com
January 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Air BNB is offering free, temporary housing to those impacted by the wildfires. Please share with your networks: news.airbnb.com/airbnb-org-o...
The murder hornets make a comeback.
What’s on your 2025 Bingo Card?
December 31, 2024 at 6:07 PM
The murder hornets make a comeback.
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
My son’s pediatrician asked if we were sticking to the typical vaccine schedule after he was diagnosed with autism. I told him I’d rather not subject my child with severe sensory issues to an unnecessary case of measles.
Vaccines don't cause autism.
Autism is genetic. Autistics are wired differently and have been around for over 200k years. You need us. All efforts to eradicate us are genocidal impulses.
So let your kids get vaccines and not die of smallpox or polio or whatever.
Autism is genetic. Autistics are wired differently and have been around for over 200k years. You need us. All efforts to eradicate us are genocidal impulses.
So let your kids get vaccines and not die of smallpox or polio or whatever.
December 16, 2024 at 6:35 PM
My son’s pediatrician asked if we were sticking to the typical vaccine schedule after he was diagnosed with autism. I told him I’d rather not subject my child with severe sensory issues to an unnecessary case of measles.
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Embroidery helps, though
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Embroidery helps, though
Like Matt Healy and Joe Jonas had a baby.
December 9, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Like Matt Healy and Joe Jonas had a baby.