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hey! moved my domain and self to another bsky account, please follow me there @gib.cool

tryna host my own bluesky pds but i'm not confident enough in my home server hardware to migrate this one fully yet
November 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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That last tweet was a comedy tweet by the way.
November 13, 2024 at 7:53 PM
i like to think im an adult then my ac breaks bc i didn't change the air filter for a year
August 12, 2024 at 7:25 PM
the worst person i know is a deadpool cosplayer

im deeply unsurprised
July 29, 2024 at 12:09 AM
fuck centerpoint, fuck texas, i hate it here

my building made the local news: youtu.be/600826bbN24?...
460,000 people still without power in Houston
As work continues to restore power to the Houston area, some residents have been without electricity for nearly a week since Hurricane Beryl. T.J. Parker rep...
youtu.be
July 15, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power.

This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.
July 9, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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bad sleep creates tired men

tired men create solid afternoon naps

solid naps create late night wakefulness

late night wakefulness creates bad sleep
July 6, 2024 at 3:32 AM
hurricane szn
July 9, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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eating hot dogs, in a leftist way
July 4, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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i have never been more sure of anything
July 3, 2024 at 6:09 PM
americans learning the word inshallah has been a disaster for the human race
July 1, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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hey honey, don’t forget to buy the low sodium tortilla chips. mark is bringing his new girlfriend, a slug
June 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
time to put on a suit and tie, pour a glass of wine and watch the new dan olson video
June 20, 2024 at 2:38 AM
June 2, 2024 at 4:25 AM
do you ever see a recommended connection on linkedin then think "i've seen this mans whole ass at the urinal"
May 1, 2024 at 3:24 AM
em dashes are the champagne of punctuation
April 30, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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It me
April 14, 2024 at 12:49 PM
fighting for my life in the trader joes checkout line
April 12, 2024 at 6:45 PM
i need to dress more like james acaster
April 2, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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Ultimate Summoning Circle
April 1, 2024 at 12:32 PM
i am not that cool

haha april fools
April 1, 2024 at 10:56 PM
i am TOO YOUNG to throw out my back while washing my hair
March 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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a lot of things are one of those types of things where when it comes right down to it, it's just one of those things
March 14, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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if i ran youtube, one unethical thing i'd do would be to permanently nuke the account of any commenter who's even the least bit critical of the food youtubers i'm protective of. oh, you think chef john from foodwishes should have toasted his flour first? outta here. learn how to speak vimeo buddy
January 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
tattoo!
December 29, 2023 at 12:14 AM