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not-mal-meowmeow.bsky.social
Dirk of slitsky
@not-mal-meowmeow.bsky.social
40 followers 71 following 170 posts
~penis~

got caught < / 3
blue sky is the only unblocked thing on my school computer

[ Lesbian~hypersexual~suicidal~love sick ]

BMI - 13.8
CW - 78lbs
GW - 70lbs
LW - 75.9lbs

#shedbsky
#edbsky
#kleptobsky
#klepto
#MOOTMEUP
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Dirk of slitsky @not-mal-meowmeow.bsky.social · 17d
Hello hello.
I'm an undercover shtwt account. 'Undercover' because my parents found my twt and bsky is the only unblocked social media on my school computer.

sigh sigh
#shtwt #slitsky #moothunt #promobsky #selfharm #shedbsky #shedtwt #mootmeup
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lucyluciid.com
Thinking about heavy makeout sessions with tongue and lots of panting rn
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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midwestguy185.bsky.social
I’m in the mood to tell someone I love them, have a slutty makeout session with them, then disappear for the night
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
not-mal-meowmeow.bsky.social
need a teto to my miku
moxydraws.bsky.social MoxyDraws @moxydraws.bsky.social · Jul 21
miku and teto
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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moxydraws.bsky.social
Tetotummy
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
if you don’t keep touching hot stoves then how will you experience the thrill of touching one that is cold
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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moxydraws.bsky.social
Ragatha and Pomni
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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funntyme.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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carvedapotheosis.bsky.social
i miss cvtt1ng so bad wish I could do it rn. ik that would feel so good but dr1nking sm0king and st4rv1ng is what i have left for. Now
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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yuri.4k.pics
ARTIST ㅡ 森上友前
SOURCE ㅡ yuri.4k.pics/Yu6m3

✱ #yuri ー #百合
✱ #art #anime #manga #wlw
Two anime girls in school uniforms sit close together, kissing softly. One has long, light-brown hair styled with braids and a bow, while the other has short dark-purple hair with cat ears and a tail. They hold each other gently, faces flushed, sharing an intimate moment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
not-mal-meowmeow.bsky.social
bowzer x Luigi smutfic
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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terminallyol.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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doordoordoordoor.bsky.social
color comm for @coltjcalister.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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yamikakyuu.bsky.social
Happy 1 year anniversary to this scene #Arcane #Jayvik
a painting of two people standing next to each other in a dark room
Alt: final scene of Jayce and Viktor in Arcane s2
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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brxin3ater.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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rott2n.bsky.social
OK I NEED TO LOCK IN AND DO MY HOMEWORK RN
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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c0ldhand5.bsky.social
bashes my head against the wall a little bit
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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evilbabycaptor.bsky.social
bro strider if he had a breeding kink probably (ft. lil cal) #homesmut
A drawing of Bro Strider on his knees, pressing his and Lil Cal's unclothed crotches together. He has a thought bubble portraying a cartoonish orange womb being visited by some colorful, smuppet shaped sperm cells. Text in the thought bubble reads "puppet preg". Off to the side is another drawing on a lower opacity, with the text depicting Bro, Lil Cal, and baby Dave together with the text "9 months later:". A three panel comic. The first shows Bro Strider and Lil Cal together, with Bro saying "Ora Ora! Get pregnant!". The second shows Bro and Lil Cal with a doctor, who says "You're pregnant". The third and final panel shows Dave Strider at a bar, saying "And that's how... I was born..."
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
not-mal-meowmeow.bsky.social
I TTOTALLY HAVENT REPOSTED ANYHTING WEIRD TO DAY . DONT BEAT MME PLEADE I BEG YUOU
a pixel art drawing of a troll wearing a black shirt with a blue sagittarius symbol on it
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a troll wearing a black shirt with a blue sagittarius symbol on it
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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docscratch.bsky.social
Sometimes I fantasize about coming home happy and hugging Dirk Strider until he feels joy. I kiss him on the mouth until he can hardly breathe. Then i start to smile and giggle, telling him i love him. I hold him all night as he gently cries into my t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me
December 7, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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atomic-sludge.bsky.social
#gamdirk anyone? #gamzeemakara #dirkstrider #rarepair
A digital drawing of Gamzee makara and Dirk strider from homestuck. Dirk is depicted as a fat asian man with black hair and several scars and peircings. Gamzee is depicted as fat with hair in locs, droopy ears, self harm scars and several peircings. Gamzee sits in Dirk's lap with their arms around eachother. Gamzee smiles widely and dirk blushes.
April 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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elsterbae.bsky.social
dirk without glasses headcanon

#homestuck #dirkstrider
A drawing of Dirk Strider from Homestuck without his glasses. His eyes are dots.
December 1, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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kringle.bsky.social
while its still homestuck day im not tapping the sign so much as holding it up for those who observe
image captioned on top "DIED 2016 BORN 2021" with a picture of dirk strider and jake english from homestuck under 2016 and a picture of jayce talis and viktor from arcane under 2021. on the bottom of the both it reads "WELCOME BACK DIRKJAKE"
April 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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docscratch.bsky.social
im smoking the weed that makes me gay for dirk strider and i hate it
December 5, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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theseusgold.bsky.social
i dont think dirk strider knows how to smile he just grimaces
February 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM