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PanMyHandleGuy185
@midwestguy185.bsky.social
NSFW +18. 23 Chaotic Bisexual. Gamer/Movie Lover 👾🎮. Environmental/ Natural Resource Major 🌿🌱🌳. Posting what I like, myself, and anything else I make up on the way.
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Third (maybe fourth I lost count, times the charm)

Something something hotel lighting #humpday
Oh that oomf doesn’t like me for sureeeeeeeee
January 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
You’re telling me that I actually get to cuddle with this thing at night?! Sign me up
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Yea I’m definitely feeing better now #fcf
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Feeling extra skinny this morning already after throwing up my morning Thera flu tea because I had mucus in my throat that triggered my gag reflex and I couldn’t stop it 😗✌🏻
January 16, 2026 at 1:25 PM
🤮 I should not have updated my phone cause what is this shit?!?

Why is every app icon in glass bubbles and all my settings are in rounded boxes instead of rectangular ones.

It’s very unsettling and I don’t like it
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Yea unfortunately I can confirm that I can eat solid foods like a microwaved quesadilla, eggs, & dumplings that were in my freezer & steamed along with being able to drink room temp & cold water without my throat swelling up & hurting.

I think I gotta go to work tomorrow 🥹. It’s time I return….
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmm………

So I’ve hit my goal weight (thanks random viral infection in my body that’s made me feel like shit the last week) but idk what I need to do now.

Little bit confused on why I still look the same despite weighing as much as I did senior year of high school tho
January 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I think I’m feeling better cause I can feel my sex drive returning
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I get to decide whether or not I take tomorrow off as well for being sick or if I stuff my feelings down and go back to work anyway.

Leaning more towards staying home cause I still feel crappy and I want to go to work and not feel bad all over again
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January 15, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Mmmmmmmmmm more melatonin and Vick vapor rub induced sleep coma here I come. Hoping I wake up with a less irritated throat as I put on my humidifier too 😎
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Despite being sick and feeling like I’m dying the past week, I will still never miss a #humpday!!!
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I used to be a huge Greek mythology and Percy Jackson book series nerd and I finally found a decent test that shows your godly parent and honestly it’s pretty on point

pjo-quiz.figma.site
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I’ve seen nothing but good tik toks and ads on YouTube for half the day and I’m getting so hungryyyyyy. I’m tired of drinking tea and soup already
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
QTP with your favorite Jedi!
(wrong answers only)
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I just sneezed for the first time since getting sick and I felt the right side of my neck swell so bad and my throat burned like I was drinking straight lava followed by me being on my hands and knees pounding at the ground 🥲.

Not to self: don’t sneeze for the next couple days 👌🏼
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January 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I just realized it’s only day two and I’m already having to force myself to drink tea, and warm liquids even tho I’m not thirsty.
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January 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
All I wanna do is eat some soup and take a midday nap but there is construction going on across the street. Normally I’d put some headphones in and crash but my ears are throbbing from whatever this is and headphones don’t exactly help rn
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The good news is I feel a lot less like dying and crying today from pain. The bad news is that saying more than five words above a whisper hurts like hell.

Baby steps
January 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Also chocolate milk does not help a sore throat. I got Maybe 4 gulps in before it started hurting again.

I guess this means I have to eat only warm liquid/foods or ice cold popsicles or foods that glide down my throat like Jello 🤷🏻‍♂️

Shits weird man
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I hope this melatonin hits hard and I don’t wake up at 3am not being able to breathe or swallow finally
January 14, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I just realized I haven’t jorked my peenar in 9 days, maybe longer.

I wonder if this is my body’s way of punishing me for not being a horny bastard for a while
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
So far Jello is the only cold thing I can swallow still that doesn’t cause me pain and I love it!!!!! Tomorrow I’m going to try my popsicles and see if that helps
January 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
They’re just so cuttttteeeeeeeee!!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I’m currently on a 4 hour rotation of ivbuprofen and theraflu tea. At the same time I’m mixing in some other hot bevy’s and warm foods like broth, Mac and cheese, and mashed potato’s while falling asleep watching nature documentaries on Netflix……….

I needed this
January 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM